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tuff hair

A person who has hair that looks like a porous rock formed by consolidation of volcanic ash.

Madison has tuff hair.

by IAmDaddyDavid June 24, 2017

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tuff muffins

Imaginary muffins eaten by a person to make them feel strong, so they can talk shit from a distance which is safe from retaliation. Such as over the phone, or once you are in handcuffs in the back of a police car, and they are not.

Also known as "gangsta cookies".

You- "Man, you're lucky I dont beat your ass right now, punk!"

Me- "Who are you talkin to?"

You- "That guy who was kickin to Sally at the party. He just called my phone!"

Me- "He's a cagefighter. You know that right?"

You- "Yeah. So what?! He's lucky he aint here right now."

Me- "What did you eat for breakfast? Tuff muffins?"

by sam skrambel February 6, 2010

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Thats Tuff

A saying you reply with when you really don’t care about the conversation you’re participating in. Can also be used when something or someone is going through some hard times (just say you mean it)

Female: Omg you’re so cute!
Male:Uh thanks I guess
Female:I got a boyfriend tho, but you can wait until we’re over?
Male:Damn thats tuff

by AshTray1 June 8, 2019

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tuff

tuff

definition : "you aint be and bad"

you aint tuff so get outof my face

by Latasha March 25, 2005

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Smoke Tuff

Smoking lots of weed. Lots and lots of weed.

Dude, I smoke tuff. I am hacking up the gnarliest lugies ever.

by JustineMuthaFuckinE August 10, 2006

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Tuff Chicking

What a strong and independent woman of any stature does to overcome problems, either tangible or intangible.

My friend Shauna faces a lot of adversity at her job, but I know she is there every day tuff chicking it out!

by Senator Sexy October 4, 2007

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tuff muff

a butch ass dyke lesbian. usually dressed in doc martins, flannel shits, sporting the mullet, has both nose and tongue piercing combined with visibly noticable tattoes to show how bad ass she is. they call thier tongues the lesbo tallywacker. tuff muff tattoed on your knuckles is the extreme case. trust me, i work with one. during sex they are usually the giver not the taker. she wears the strap on everytime, or she is always the stronger of the scissoring action. they love to pick fights with men by calling them breeders or camel foot.

look, that butch dyke is going to kick that dudes ass! she's trying to rip his tea bags right out of his pants! note to self "do not mess with that tuff muff unless you want to get into leglock and your face will be right next to her camel toe"

by HOT POCKET STOMPER November 24, 2008

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