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velvet fiddle

The clitoris or, as they say, "the little man in the boat"

She was never really into men; I guess she was sexually content with staying home with her cat watching the Twilight series and playing her velvet fiddle 'til she fell asleep...

by mistereddie November 20, 2012


Velvet Genocide

Velvet Genocide is caused by unlawful policies that are enforced to make people comply. It is when a policy does more harm than good and ruins millions of lives.

People who openly oppose the unlawful policy, and protest it, are targeted and profiled.

The Controlled Substance Act is creating a "Velvet Genocide" It ruins millions of lives, and even causes lives to be lost. Yet certain sects of our government who profit off of it, will lie to maintain the status-quot at our expense.

by Killer Bud August 14, 2012

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velvet tongue

a dick sucking technique where you take some tea or hot chocolate and get ur tongue super warm before sucking dick. you can also mix it up by stopping and putting an ice cube in ur mouth which makes the guy last longer

tonight im going to show u the velvet tongue ;-)

by evilpfbabe February 9, 2009

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velvet pickles

terds, poop, doo doo, etc.

Brandon's terds are so soft & smooth, they feel like velvet pickles.

by little ball ball October 20, 2006

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velvet revolver

an extremely hairy penis that can some times result in rug-burned hands

damn! that velvet revolver looked like my ferret for a second!!

by defjamthecohnartist February 19, 2009

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Velvet Curtains

A nice way of saying labia, girl lips, etc

He parted her velvet curtains for entry

by nastynorman January 6, 2006

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Severing The Velvet

When a female fingers and pleasures herself; girls masturbating basically. Severing= fingering, "destroying" Velvet=vagina, pussy, twat and "the" obviously means "the"

Breathe Carolina <3 - Velvet : "...Princess, I just wanna witness, watch you, severing that velvet, I won't say the word, say the word"

girl 1: OH EM GEE! WHERE THE HELL WHERE YOU?
girl 2: sorry love, i was busy severing the velvet
girl 1: umm,....yeah.....
*awkward silence*

by WISE IDIOT August 19, 2011

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