Velvet turtle

A fine dining chain of restaurants headquartered in san mateo ca with locations in california arizona and washington state. The chain reached its zenith of popularity in the early '80s and was defunct by the early '90s when the publics taste started trending more towards casual dining.

My son just graduated from the 6th grade. He wanted to go to chuckyi cheese to celebrate buy
I insisted on the velvet turtle instead!

Velvet Genocide

Velvet Genocide is caused by unlawful policies that are enforced to make people comply. It is when a policy does more harm than good and ruins millions of lives.

People who openly oppose the unlawful policy, and protest it, are targeted and profiled.

The Controlled Substance Act is creating a "Velvet Genocide" It ruins millions of lives, and even causes lives to be lost. Yet certain sects of our government who profit off of it, will lie to maintain the status-quot at our expense.

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velvet tongue

a dick sucking technique where you take some tea or hot chocolate and get ur tongue super warm before sucking dick. you can also mix it up by stopping and putting an ice cube in ur mouth which makes the guy last longer

tonight im going to show u the velvet tongue ;-)

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velvet pickles

terds, poop, doo doo, etc.

Brandon's terds are so soft & smooth, they feel like velvet pickles.

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velvet revolver

an extremely hairy penis that can some times result in rug-burned hands

damn! that velvet revolver looked like my ferret for a second!!

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Velvet Curtains

A nice way of saying labia, girl lips, etc

He parted her velvet curtains for entry

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Velvet Melvin

Tickling a woman's clitoris with a beard.

Man Calvin's beard was filthy, he must have gave Cindy a Velvet Melvin.

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