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The best bud you can find, but can take forever to buy because the seller is usually baked
"Dude, i totally scored some Vermont green bud. We need to go for a drive now"
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When you pour maple syrup into her pussy and then get it on. May be followed by eating the Lumberjack goodness.
Ted: Dang, Precious drank a huge chug!
Carol: Well, come on, tap her and watch the sap flow...
Ted: Oh Carol, darling, I love when you want a Vermont Maple Tapper.
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Based on the Green Mountain form of a U-turn, which is when you pull your car past a street, throw it in reverse and back down the street. Then enable your turn signal (because you’re not an Masshole) and pull out going the other direction.
As a sexual act, it’s pretty straight forward. Or straight backward, really. It’s when a girl (preferably of the green mountain variety, because girls from VT are known to be hot AF) walks past a dude. Stops in her tracks, and throws that ass in reverse towards said green mountain boy. Backs it up until she’s right on his Dakin Farm summer sausage. She then proceeds to ride him like a Morgan horse while feeding him Cabot cheddar cheese and/or Ben & Jerry’s. At climax, he shoots his 100% pure maple syrup into her homemade apple pie. She gets up and walks in the opposite direction towards some dope fall foliage.
“Jenny came over last night and gave me a Vermont turn-around. Girls from Burlington are straight up freaks man.”
When platonic friends of either gender have to share a bed, "sleeping Vermont and New Hampshire" describes the common solution of sleeping feet-to-head in order to avoid anything hinky.
Axl and Slash had to share a hotel room after the show, but they slept Vermont and New Hampshire.
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A deviant sexual act where the penetrator has intercourse with a partner who keeps their underwear on. If the partner is a woman, granny panties are used. If the partner is male, tighty whities are used. In the act, very little effort is made to clear the underwear from the desired orifice. Most prefer to force their way through the underwear or, in their lustful thrusts, to stuff the underwear into the partner, not unlike stuffing a plush toy.
Jacqueline totally pegged Scuba Steve's onion booty last night and gave him a wicked Vermont Teddy Bear on the Canadian Refrigerator in front of Rick Santorum's house. He's gonna be walking wrong for a week, bruh.
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probably the lamest town around. filled with girls who think if you went out with someone then that means theyre legally yours forver and no one else can go out with them. which pisses the guys off becuase if your ex chick has a hott friend u cant hit it. pretty much known for weed drinking and all out partying. football teams are pretty good. soccer teams suck, basketballs not too bad but deffinatly not the best. all of the othersports no one cares about. theres some sluts. a lot of hicks rednecks, and then theres "d-bags" also known as dirt bags, most famous word in that town. if u wear sweatpants with your hair up for girls your "d-baggin it" people there stoop pretty low sometimes, bairly any girl from there actually goes for guys in that town. and the guys from there dont go for the girls there either. its a shitty town any way you look at it. its really small. they have a union highschool e=where like 5 other towns go to also. the closest mall is a half hour away and the only good store they have there is american eagle. fair haven is just an example of why vermont sucks
fair haven (vermont) person:"lets go to fair haven to get weed."
another person:"whats fair haven?"
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A motion performed by hippies, most typically in a concert or music festival setting, and with the aid of mind expanding drugs. The motion is defined by semi-rhythmic swaying with ones hands tossed up the air.
The setting at last night's Phish concert could be best described as one big Vermont State Dance party.
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Patty took a lot of LSD at the concert and proceeded to do the Vermont State Dance all night long.
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