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A person who apologizes to a violent criminal who is incarcerated.
She's such a flawed violent crimes apologist.
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When you crap so much from eating so much
I had four burritos,six sno cones, a third gallon of ice cream, three bowls of baked beans,ten slushies,seven helpings to teriyaki chicken,and 20 french fries. Then I gained 20 pounds lost one pound and had Violent Explosive Diarrhea for 5 weeks
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Public sex between a man and a woman that involves the man screaming at the top of his lungs about how masculine he is
So I was in Tennessee the other day when I heard some screaming and I noticed it came from a couple having sex on the roof of their house. The man in the act was screaming shit like “YES!!!!!! GIVE IT TO ME!!!!! I AM THE MOST WORTHY OF SEX!!!!!! I NUKED AN ENTIRE CITY OUTTA EXISTENCE PISSED ON THE BODIES OF BAD PEOPLE I SHOT TO DEATH, AND I OWN MORE GUNS THAN THE AMOUNT OF BEERS YOU’VE HAD!!!! FUCK YEAH MATHAFUCKAS!!!!! And the woman was just there like “aww yeah I love that gimme more. They seemed to be having Violently American Sex
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When babies, dogs, kids or other people are so cute, and it becomes so aggravating, that you just want to squeeze them until their eyeballs pop out.
Karla bumped in to old-friend Susie on the street, with her three-month-old, Emmett, decked out in a sailor suit, giggling endlessly. "He is so adorable in that get-up that I just want to slap him," Karla remarked to Susie, who quickly explained that she was suffering from Violent Affection Syndrome (VAS). Susie took Emmett and kept walking down the street.
Its the holiday for those fed up, disgusted or just plain tired of Valentines Day. Some people do commit these acts on Valentines Day but we don't suggest it.
Instead of celebrating Valentines Day we will say Happy Violent Crimes Day instead. Someone will act this out for receiving wrong gift, or no gift at all. Especially if said person has no one to share this day with.
A horribly violent organization that follows arround violence incarnate himself, Violent Bob. The VBC can usually be found elbow dropping innocent dandylions.
No!!! The Violent Bob Clan is coming for our dairy products!
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A phrase used to warn those of the violent tendencies of fish
“I’m going to the river today”
“Be careful the fishies are violent this time of the year!”