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jacking in the shower or anywhere submersed in water
I was rinsing off and this vision of this walnut ass leapt into my brain so I had to wax the dolphin,
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Latvian waxing is when a person who consumed large amount of alcohol falls asleep in bed with lit cigarette causing the whole house get burned to the ground.
I became homeless after my Russian roommate had drunk the whole bottle of vodka and died of Latvian waxing
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A secretion, varying from yellow to dark brown, from modified sweat glands within the ear. Its purpose is to lubricate and protect the delicate skin within the ears. Occasionally a build up of this substance can cause partial deafness, discomfort or pain and may require removal. This can be achieved with a special liquid available from pharmacists, or by syringing the ears with water or vacuum extraction by a qualified medical practitioner.
I've got so much ear wax I can't hear a thing
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A term meaning the removal of pubic hair, along the bikini line, using melted wax and long cloth strips. The wax is applied to the area, laying the cloth strip on top. The cloth strip is pulled forcefully, ripping the hair out by the root.
Sally went to the salon for a bikini wax to get ready for the swim meet.
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Noun. The waxy haze created from farting underwater or in an extremely moist environment (such as a shower) resulting in increased stench that lingers longer than traditional farts.
The fart wax lingered in the air long after he farted in the shower.
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When a lady is shaving her intimate areas, She is WAXING A CAMEL. The use of the word "camel" is taken from the phrase "camel toe"
Whilst watching an AC/DC concert, my brother and i were trying to figure out what the hell the singer was on about.
We couldn't understand half of what the lyrics were. So we made up our own. "WAXING A CAMEL" is not a real lyric, but would make a good one. AC/DC MAY USE IT WITH PERMISSION IF THEY WISH.
Hello Britney, I can see your camel toe, is it waxed?, may i wax it?
I cannot come out tonight, I am waxing a camel.
Oooh, I am a bit itchy, I simply must wax my camel,
Do you like ladies with a 70's style bush, or a waxed camel?
May i wax your camel, you dirty woman?
I entered the bathroom to find my woman waxing her camel.
The two ladies were waxing each others camels.
My favourite hobby is waxing a camel.
The noise a vinyl record makes when you put the needle on the edge of it, right before it hits the etching.
That wax static is a super comfy noise.