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A necktie that is too long on a guy, such that the end of the tie extends to his crotch area.
The employees at Circuit City wore suit jackets and dick-warmer ties.
To give a guy with a chode a handjob.
Hey big boy you want a heated thumb warmer?
The act of putting Tabasco or other hot sauce on a condom before engaging in intercourse. Note that this applies to the OUTSIDE of the prophylactic, as the application of a spicy liquid to the inside would technically be considered a Guadalajara Hot Pocket
Several hours after being Tijuana sock-warmered, he made the mistake of ingesting a laxative - a mistake he will not soon forget.
When a man, normally a pimp, calls his ho that he frequently uses between sex and uses her for pleasure, no love, no money, and the ho gets rejected for cash.
Pimp 1: Yo have you seen my Dick Warmer lately?
Pimp 2: Wait what? Oh you mean your ho?
Pimp 1: You can tell yo ass is new to the pimpin' game.
Oh lawdy
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When one takes both hands and fists two different girls in the asshole.
Moscow Hand Warmers can keep your hands warm even during the most harsh Moscow winters.
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masturbation, sturbing, jerkin it, whackin it, strokin it, pumping the super soaker, chokin the chicken, spankin the monkey
Guy 1: Damn my hands are freezing!
Guy2: Dude, just go with a country hand warmer. It works everytime
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Northern Colorado Mullet- Business in the Front, Party in the Back
Popularized by Northern Colorado's version of Brody Jenner, Colten Niño- a "famous" motocross professional.
1. "Damn bro, that's a nice NoCo Neck Warmer you got there."
2. "Did you see Colten's new NoCo Neck Warmer?"
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