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to masturbate violently but you say this because you are afraid of the word wank
gonna go home and sturb over that fine ass duchess tubgirl
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Dirty slang for masturbate.
Made popular by the feature film, Whipped.
Vince - "hey Chad, me and the bro's are gonna bro out, you in?"
Chad - "Nahhhh broheim, gonna sturb for a few hours."
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owned, by a Disturbed_One indivisual
You been sturbed by disturbed_one
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The noun form of "disturbing". Another synonmym for sturb is "disturb".
"Man, why are you being such a sturb right now? I'm really not happy with you..."
"Ahhh! That is a true sturb over there... its so wierd!"
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Combining the skills of a Ninja and the pleasure of sturbing, a ninja sturb is a stealth sturb. Often used when your roommates are in the room or just for the challenge.
My roommate came home early so I had to ninja sturb while he wasn't looking.
I ninja sturbed while watching a movie with my girlfriend, that way I could call her ugly her when she couldn't get me up later.
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A neologism of "entertained" and "disturbed" describing the odd feeling of when you are entertained by how insane/messed up what you are witnessing is, yet, at the same time, disturbed by it.
Person 1: Hey. Did you see the election coverage today?
Person 2: Yes. I was quite enter-sturbed.
Sturb Comp: to curb stomp someone so fiercely you mess up your own speaking/pronunciation abilities
"If you keep talking shit, I'm going to sturb comp you into hell."
"Do you mean curb stomp?"
"No, I mean sturb comp."
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