wine eye

a glazed or hazy look in the eyes achieved by just sufficient quantities of wine. Mildly intoxicated, but still completely capable of carrying out normal functions (walking, talking, eating).

It looks to me like you have a touch of the wine eye.

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wined up

The act of becoming annihilated by consumption of excessive amounts of wine

Hopefully Ann will get all wined up tonight so I can tag that behymen

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Box wine

Vaginal bleeding women get once every month.

1.
Marie: "Uhhh, i'm not feeling too good"
Brad: "Aw what's wrong?"
Marie: "...box wine"

2.
Adam: "Hey sexy, i'm feeling horny, you free tonight?"
Sarah: "I can't tonight...unless you don't mind box wine?"

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street wines

Mouthwash containing ethyl alcohol, consumed by ghetto bums as a beverage.

I say dere Kingfish, give me a sip of yo street wines, I gots de shakes comin on!

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Nigger wine

Kool-Aid

Person 1: Pour me a glass of juice.
Person 2: What's juice? I want some nigger wine!

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prison wine

Also called pruno, prison wine is an alcoholic beverage made discreetly in prison cells. Ingredients can include fruit, ketchup, sugar, milk, and crumbled bread to provide yeast for the fermenting process. Prisoners only need hot water, a plastic bag and a towel or sock to catch the pulp during fermentation. Prison wine is the drink of those at the end of their rope.

Prisoner No. 1: Man, I haven't had a drink since being in the can!
Prisoner No. 2: It's cool; I've got prison wine brewing in the toilet!
Prisoner No. 1: Aw yeeeee... D:

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wine drunk

The kind of drunk that results in you making sleezy decisions, and falling asleep with a cheese burger in one hand and a smashed iphone opened up on your ex's new girlfriend's Instagram in the other.

Beccy got so Wine Drunk last night and liked a photo of David's new girlfriend from June 2014

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