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When you break even on something, or when two opposite things cancel out.
You've lost a dollar because you were misbehaving in a grocery store, but when we went to the mall, you surprised me with your excellent behavior, so I'll give you a dollar for that. Don't bother touching your money paper, because it's a wish wash.
The act of gaining a sexy lassie's trust only to give'r the ol' "quarter pounder with balls".
Jules: Dad, have you seen my phone?
Me: Come in my room, it might be anywhere...
Jules: Ok!
Later...
(Muffled) Dad stop i'm only 15.
Me: That's what she said, and that's what you're 'bout to say soon...
Jules: What?
Me: *lip bites naughtily*
Jules: OoooOooOOOooh daddy yes! Give it to me! Gimme the ol' wish-wosh
where you roll up a tortilla and wish something was inside of it, particularly meat.
Guy 1: hey, what are you eating?
Guy 2: A wish taco, haven't gone to the store yet.
A woman who would not be considered attractive to many men, but one whom will tell people a man, who is outside of her league, flirted with or hit on her.
Man - “All those bitches with wishes saying that I hit on them.”
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“She is just one of those bitches with wishes.”
When cumming on a girls head, ask them to "make a wish"
as john doe cumed on her head, he asked her to make a wish
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(Mostly) Passive aggressive for "I hope you die tonight for what you've done that caused me extreme anger". Other variants are "Wish you all the best", "Best of luck", or anything along those lines.
Here's an example of where "Best Wishes" might be used:
Abcde,
I appreciate you looking after the house while I was out, and I loved how you cleaned it, but I have noticed a few of my items are missing. I am not accusing you of stealing, however, it would be nice if you could tell me where you had my great-great-grandfather's time keeper, as it is very important to my family. I have looked every possible place for it to be, yet I haven't seen it.
Please tell me where it is, as we have a family reunion in a month, and I will hire you, but you must tell me where it is, as my family wishes to see what it looks like, and what the future holders of it will be given in the future.
Best wishes,
John
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