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Term used to describe michigan(hence the 'wolverine') NASCAR enthusiast Bill (www.racecol.com). Has a tendency to rape you anally or to offer oral sex in exchange for virtually no money at all.
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Guy #1: God, my ass is on FIRE!
Guy #2: What happened?
Guy #1: I got raped by BILL!
Guy #2: He's such a rectal wolverine.
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The Michigan Wolverines are a NCAA Big 10 football team that has got the short end of the stick for the past decade. There are team that has a shitty fanbase; often thinking they are better than they really are. Despite this, their rivals fanbases tend to be equally as bad or worse (especially the fans in Ohio). They've went through a cycle of coaches that were both awful and culture changing to Maize and Blues history. In recent years, their new head coach Jim Harbaugh has tried his best to turn around this program, yet he still can't beat Ohio State in "The Game." Every year it seems like Michigan will do well, they fail. They blow it against some shit team, then they follow that up by getting beat by the Buckeyes The Game being the only semi-hard game on THEEEE Ohio State schedule.
Michigan Fan: "The Michigan Wolverines will be great this year!"
Any other NCAAF team fan: "Yeah just as great as you've been for the last ten years."
OSU fan: "We will always be the best team in the Big Ten. Also, Urban Meyers dick is the tastiest think I've put in my mouth!!!"
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It's when you're in a bar fight and you use a broken bottle in each hand to defend yourself.
This nigga betta back tha hell up! I'm bouts to go ghetto wolverine on his ass!
Yeah, Timmy talked shit last night and got all cut up by that ghetto wolverine.
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When your giving or boyfriend a bj, right as he cums have your friend sneak up from behind and get him in a full Nelson, then bite his dick. This maneuver will make his bones pop out from his knuckles like Wolverine.
“Yeah, scream you filthy wolverine”
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the best team to ever play football. now before you say they suck, weve always been good exept for the past 2 years. OSU has been bad exept sence 2002. You cock suckers dont remember because you were too busy getting your ribs removed so you can jizz in your own mouth
#1 in wins
had best coach ever. Bo Chembeckler
has a 54-49 record agaisnt osu
any more questions?
MICHIGAN WOLVERINES
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The Shaft is long and hairy, it is never shaved, usually prefered by furries.
Wait...you mean your ex doesn't have a wolverine penis?
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When you are in a fight with a knife wielding foe and you take a punch at the same time as he takes a stab. By a bad stroke of luck your fist perfectly lines up with his knife hand effectively putting the blade in between your knuckles.
Wozza: "Mate, why is your hand bandaged"
Baz: "Cos Woz, got in a fight last night with some cunt with a knife. the fucker reverse wolverine'd me!!"
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