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Where you finger someone so hard they bleed/ when you get fingered by someone with long finger nails and that makes you bleed
"That Kirsty girl wolverined me last night, what a bitch"
When you get fingered by a girl with extreme long acrylic nails resulting in extreme internal bleeding and bruising.
“I got absolutely wolverined last night!”
After having awesome sex with your lady while on her period, you finish and while covered in her menstrual blood you jump in the shower and wash it away imagining as if your Wolverine healing from some awful wound/s from battle.
Me: Man i had awesome sex with my lady last night while she was at her heaviest on her period!
Paul: Hmmm... Sounds messy...
Me: Yeah its ok cause i just wolverined afterwards!
Paul: Thats AWESOME!
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Standing at 5'3" and weighing in just over 250+ lbs, he is considered the "best there is at what he does," which, of course, is fighting. Armed with animal keen senses (i.e.: hyper keen scent tracking, enhanced hearing and sight), an unbrakable, laced-with-adamantium skeleton, a set of razor-sharp claws, enhanced strength (due to the bodily adaptation to carrying all the extra weight provided by the metal in his body), and an enhanced healing factor, he is considered to be one of the deadliest mutants of the x-universe.
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Wolverine (a.k.a. Logan), a character from the Marvel collection of X-men comic books. Later portrayed by the very fine Hugh Jackman. He has adamantium claws and a little less than flattering sideburns.
The actor that plays Wolverine is hot.
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He thinks he's a hot shot because he has ademantium claws, and he won't stop macking on my girlfrend, Phoenix. I swear if I catch that son of a bitch with my girl again, I'll laser-fry his sorry ass so bad he'll have a hard time healing himself.
And by the way, his name is Logan.
That bastard still owes me for wrecking my car with his claws.
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Wolverine
1. The preeminent badass of the Marvel Universe. A 5'3" hair covered Canadian mutant, whose trade mark adamantium skeleton and razor sharp claws are the stuff of legend. He is so gnarly that he's spent the last century perpetually kicking ass in the early morning and taking names in the afternoon and coming back for supper to kick ass again.
Examples of his incredible bad assness
#1
Wolverine: Rowra! (slash slash slash off screen)
Jean: Wolverine, what are you doing?
Wolverine: Tell Cyclops I made his jeep...a convertible.
#2
Cyclops: We're going to save the Juggernauts sorry life. Don't bother telling me you don't like it.
Wolverine: *lets out claws* I don't like it.
#3
Wolverine (to Sabretooth): "you always liked picking on people smaller than you! Well I'm smaller! Try picking ON ME RARARWA"
#4
Wolverine: Cyclops I got something to say to you!
Cyclops: I don't wan-(punched in the gut)
Wolverine: Next time I won't be so nice.
#5
Gambit: Ah! (scared by sentinel head)
Wolverine: Usually it takes a whole sentinel to scare most people.
#6
Wolverine (to Sabretooth) "Grow that back"
(cuts off Sabretooth's balls)
#7
Wolverine: Hey TIN MAN (to sentinel) I'm sending you back to OZ! *lets claws out*
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