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An unholy mass gathering of virgins everywhere.
Person 1: Hey dude, what's your virgin level.
Person 2: I'm virgin level 87.
Person 1: You should play World of Warcraft with me.
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An ingenious program designed by Blizzard created to keep people from doing imprtant things in life, like eating, sleeping, and going to work. They do this in hope of killing all of the subscribers, while being paid to do so. This will provide many job openings and prevent the creation of babies. With less people in the world less oil, electricity, and water will be needed. Thats when Blizzard invades Canada. As we all know is the most powerful country on this planet. with control of Canada they will continue to seize the rest of North America. They shall then use Canadas many Nuclear Warheads to slowly but surley bomb the rest of the world. They shall now enslave the rest of the world. All because of the wonderful game called WoW.
WoW player- "Hey, ever thought of playing World of Warcraft?" Reader of this definition- "......... I'd rather not..."
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The first computer game to ever have a rehab.
Normal person: "Hey Timmy, wanna play basketball?"
WoW Nerd (Timmy) : "NO! I'd rather sit in a room all day and do quests, then to ever go outside in the daylight and shoot a ball in a hoop!"
*normal person closes door*
Normal person: " Damn, that bitch needs to go World of Warcraft rehab."
Normal person 2: "Fuck yeah he does."
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the best game ever made. by blizzard. rpg. very addictive.
play world of warcraft
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Crack in a colorful box. A game used to disrupt the minds of children and adults alike. It also makes people become total deusches with no lives
"Jeff you wanna play football?" no im to busy being a deusche on world of warcraft!"
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A highly addictive computer game that can ruin your life, but only if you are an emo kid who doesn't know how to multitask.
World of Warcraft ruined your relationship? My girlfriend blows me while I play WoW on the toilet eatting an Ultimate Cheeseburger combo. You just need to learn how to talk to people.
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A very expensive, overrated, overdone piece of $20.00 a month SHIT. It's very boring and it costs way too much.
I played World of Warcraft for 4 minutes and saw how low online games are sinking.
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