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"She suffocated to death because daddy's yoghurt was too thick."
Person 1: I gave her some of daddy's yoghurt.
Person 2: Did she die?
Person 1: Yeah.
when you cook hashish into yoghurt
Dude bring some space yoghurt.
When a guy doesn’t know how to use his dick properly so he fucks you as if his dick is a spoon scraping the remnants of a yoghurt pot
“Fuck sake, Im so sick of getting fucking yoghurt-potted by these fucking yoghurt-potting fucksticks”
shit that comes out the tip of ur dick when it gets tingly
Maddy hutton would love some yummy yoghurt rn.
An alternative name for Male Ejaculate.
How can you still be hungry? I just gave you a big serving of Nob Yoghurt
A recipe discovered by a Mr Arthur Shappey, Esquire. Mr Shappey is not known for his culinary expertise.
ARTHUR: Oh, Douglas, you should have asked me.
DOUGLAS: Should I, though, Arthur, really? The inventor of fizzy yoghurt?
ARTHUR: To be fair, I didn’t invent that so much as discover the process that makes it.
DOUGLAS: Yes... Yoghurt plus time!
Type of shit bitch niggas say
Omg my name is Brekke and i am a yoghurt male