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A overrated, overpriced private school on the Upper West Side. Super rich kids, some with potential that end up doing a shit ton of drugs outside and inside school. The teachers are disrespectful and unhelpful. So kids will typically watch netflix or play games all throughout the day. All the kids go to good colleges from doing no work because the school is so corrupt. Afterschool kids will go clubbing or to their friends mansion on the upper east side and snort a line of coke and fuck a bitch not activities.
Billy: Bro i have so much homework high school is rough
Me: Lmao I go to the daycare York prep because my parents don't love me
Billy: Sounds nice
Me: Yeah I have a great party life but by the time I graduate I will have no idea what to do with myself
When your group must part at York railway station. Those leaving the train remain on the platform and align themselves to the window adjacent to those still on the train.
Following the whistle from the platform supervisor, they signal their goodbye by windmilling their penises and singing the chorus lines of "You Spin Me Round (Like a Record)" by Dead or Alive.
The lads gave me the old York Farewell after the stag weekend.
When a stranger stares at you while masturbating and for whatever reason you can't leave, usually occurs in the subway. If not paying attention worst case scenario may result in being cumfaced.
Oh my god Carrie you are not going to believe this! Samantha got New yorked again on the subway. At least this time she avoided getting it in the face.
best bagels, best pizza, best italian food period, best places to shop, its awesome.. u can go out east on LI or manhattan or upstate NY. new york is a great place to live.
oh yeah and upstate is part of new york u idiot. if u wanna talk about the city say NYC. i'm sure upstate NY people write NY on their mail. you can't argue that or you're just dumb.
ummm i guess u have to visit new york
or umm go to the library and get a book on it.
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Basically the greatest state in the entire country...better yet, the world. New Yorkers are also the best people around. Sure, we can be arrogant and yes, from time to time we're prissy bitches. But NOTHING is finer than a New York girl...or the taste of REAL pizza and bagels. We're the only state that you can say "The City" and know you're referring to NYC. We have the best shopping, the best Christmas Tree, the best Parades...oh right and the best baseball team that ever existed and I'm NOT talking about the Mets. All in all, New York rapes your state by being better in EVERY way imaginable. I <3 NY.
New York is so fetch.
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A school where white bitches try to act black but it doesn’t work out for them. The school is Racist as hell and the teachers throw books at you then want you to pray about it afterwards. The only true bitches there are the black ones. So amen to that. Oh yeah I forgot to mention, we do drugs in the bathroom
People: oh so you go to York Catholic?
Me: yeah why?
People: you guys must be loaded on drugs!
Me: “Walks away”
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The mother of the modern city, to which in one way or another every other city in the world is compared. Always something to do here (if not everything), but it's generally the best idea to visit in fall or spring, when the city's weather and appearance are at their greatest. Summer, particularly August, would be a no-go: not only is it hot and humid, but a lot of people have gone on vacation, so there's comparatively less to do. If you have to go in summer, try anywhere from late May to early July. I'd recommend, among a hundred thousand other things, kayaking on the Hudson River — don't worry, it's clean, not to mention it's free.
Jack: "I went to New York in August and it sucked."
Jill: "No wonder, you fool; you went in August when it's hot and nasty and everyone's out of town. You might as well have gone to Calcutta. Come back in the fall and you'll enjoy yourself."
Two months later...
Jack: "I went back to New York and it kicked ass! I'm glad I listened."
Jill: "See? I told you."
Jack: "Let's go back next year!"
Jill: "Okay."
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