how do you like your eggs in the morning

scrambled if not your are officially gay

how do you like your eggs in the morning?
oh boiled ok so your gay and that's ok honey.

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fuck you fuck your mother your mother gay

By saying this, you avoid conversations and absolutely destroys the other person.

Person 1: Hi
Person 2: fuck you fuck your mother your mother gay
Person 1: *explodes*

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You know your head...? Yeah its mutt!

umm just a phrase saying your head is mutt..

oi tibbsy... You know your head...? Yeah its mutt!

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you will do your back in

an australian term for you will damage or hurt your back

you have to bend you knees by lifting the heavy stuffs otherwise you will do your back in

hand you your ass

a euphanism for beat up.
also refers to being put down, insulted, or caught in the act of doing something you shouldn't.

basically, you can apply it to anything, as it's a really useful phrase.

bitch, you mess with me, i will hand you your ass!!!

i just got my ass handed you me by my math teacher for texting in class.

Lindsey Lohan got her ass handed to her in court. twice.

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do you need your fidget toy?

When the autistic kid in your class is playing with his fingers and not paying attention to the computing teacher, "Um gavin do you need your fidget toy?"

"Um gavin do you need your fidget toy?"

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if you dont get your

usually what one says when a fucking idiot does something retarded usually followed by BITCH ASS OUTTA HERE .

Trash: " im so tired after a long day of work"
Leroy: if you dont get your OL SQUIDWARD NOSED LONG HEAD ASS OUTTA HERE. BUILT LIKE A GODDAMN PALM TREE.