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Out of all the people in the world who give me the shits, you’re No 1.
My mate was on my back like a singlet so I told him,” You shit me like no other.”
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You need a sort of stress reliever. In this case, a handjob 'offer'.
provocateur: You're having a bad time with work. You need your shit milked.
Recipient: Eeeaaaah! He's touching me!
You will not be important in the future and you are not important now. So stop complaining.
Whiner: Man, they really need to pay me more at work.
Aaron: Man, YOU AIN'T THE FUTURE OF SHIT! Stop bitchin'
a question asked directly after someone shits on a desk. this is specifically from southpark(like all offensive things) when cartmen shat on Mr. Mackeys desk
cartmen:*shits on desk*
Mr. Mackey:eric did you just shit on my desk?
A common saying when saying goodbye to a friend. It is a play on the common phrase, 'See you in a bit'.
'Yeah safe bro I'll see you tomorrow.'
'Nice one mate, be you in a shit'.
Person 1: *Sees painting that has brown splotch on it*
Person 1: "GRANDMA!! DID YOU SHIT ON THE WALL?!?!?!"
that one time i had to shit butt you where not in a posision to do so and you also shat yer self
that one time you had to shit in a buss ou shit i shat myself