Zoink is a word said by are all known lord or shaggy if you must, if you hear shaggy (are great leader) say zoink. That means you have angered him and you must apollagize if you don’t he will punish you. The way you say sorry to shaggy is you must bow and say “zoink no more” 3x or else you will be punished.
Shaggy: ZOINK
Mike: oh no! We have angered him
mason: *bows* Zoink no more,Zoink no more, zoink no more
The Scooby-doo equivalent of crap or the f word.
"Zoinks man, we almost died scoob."
The scooby-doo version of fuck
"Zoinks, man your penis is huge" - Shaggy
ZOINK is a type of metal that matayas shouts in my fucking ear!
Lisa: matayas can I borrow some zink?
MAYTAYAS:ITS PRONOUNCED AS ZoInKkkkK!
What people say when they realize cartoon Shaggy has skin-colored facial hair.
Me: Did you know cartoon Shaggy has a beard, it's just the color of his skin?
You: Let me see.
Me: Look at the GIF.
You: ZOINKS!