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The state of being a virginal, whiny manchild who believes a woman owes him sex simply because he is nice to her. This often leads to posting long e/n threads on the internet about specific women being "vapid cunts" because they'd rather have sex with someone they're actually sexually attracted to. A manchild who believes he has been "friend zoned" rarely recognizes his own faults, and instead assumes that all women are just attracted to "assholes."
"I helped Rebecca with her research project and then I invited her to play Super Smash Bros, but the vapid cunt told me she had to leave because she was going on a date with Matt. That asshole doesn't even respect women. She totally put me in the friend zone. Maybe if I continue to be nice to her she'll eventually let me have unfulfilling sex with her."
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The place a good guy dread and the gays love if a guy is a good friend and has made it to this zone that means that the woman is too stupid to figure out this is usually the best guy to be with
dude she put me ion the friend zone
dude that sucks i didnt know your gay
im not
well i know your not a good guy
fuck you go back to your fuck muppet
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When a person you like tells you they don't like you back without being obvious
Boy: I wanna be more than friends
Girl: You wanna be Mega-Best friends?
Boy to friend: oh darn I just got Friend Zoned!!
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Noun: A vapid social construct created to shelter the male's ego and his inability to cope with rejection.
I tried to get Sam to go out with me, but she left me in the friend zone.
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What assholes call being rejected by a potential sexual partner.
Often used by people who believe girls are objects, self-declared "nice guys," and/or people who believe normal human kindness warrants sexual favors automatically.
"Man, she put me in the friend zone."
"Dude, you are not entitled to get with her just because you were nice to her."
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Imaginary; an excuse that a guy uses when he can't get laid and/or a girlfriend .
Guy A: Bro she totally friend zoned me.
Guy B : Nah, dude it's just you can't laid. The "Friend Zone" is just fake.
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Being Friend Zoned is much more than just simple rejection.
It comprises overt rejection coupled with an implied glimmer of hope often intentionally cultivated by the female in hopes of being able to call on the rejected patsies specifically male agency value ( protection, bill paying, car repair, ego massaging, listening to sob stories about A-hole boyfriends, etc).
Sara strung Paul along for 3 years in Friend Zone hell because she liked being able to snap her fingers and have him come running like a puppy. What an evil, using bitch!
Bianca decided after their date that Paul wasnt for her . She thanked him for the date but told him to please not bother call ing again. Bianca has my respect.
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