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A gorgeous, intelligent girl, that has no idea what kind of affect she has on people. She gives the best advice and is always willing to help a friend or even stranger going through a rough time. On the outside she's a rock, solid and strong, always putting everyone else first. Sometimes though she really needs a hug, because her life isn't always perfect, but she won't ask for one. You have to notice it. She's the top of her class and always doing her best. Extremely outgoing and often Student Body President. She's can be a girly girl when it comes to things such as guys and clothes, but typically she doesn't care what anyone thinks. She radiates her own amazing, kind personality onto everyone around her and that makes people love her so much. Jordan's fall hard and fast, and get their hearts broken easily so don't string her along. She'll love you with everything she has, and even if you break her heart she'll still forgive you. She's amazing in every way, shape, and form, but she never realizes it. She's so beautiful but she doesn't think so, so remind her that she is. And argue with her when she says she isn't. One of the sweetest and most lovable people you'll ever meet. Take care of her, she'll be a great best friend or lover one day.
I can't believe you're dating Jordan. Man, you're lucky.
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Jordan, is usually a tall, romantic guy. He has his moments, he gets mad very easily, but is the most loving, caring, sweet, just over all amazing guy ever.
He never fails to make you smile. Says stupid funny things, but are cute.
He'll make you feel like you're the only girl in the entire world, you will forget about everything and anything when you're around him.
He's not only a lover, but a bestfriend.
If he's not a lover. He's a great friend to have.
He's easy to fall in love with, you can't get him off your mind, if you get a Jordan in your life, do NOT let him go.
Don't forget he's the best sex you'll ever get ;)
Don't ever let this guy out of your life, hold him tight :*
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The craziest sex machine in the world.
A Jordan can make you pregnant just by looking at you. Orgasms a plenty, the smallest amount in one session in 37.
An all round sex guy.
Girl 1: Woah, check out that Jordan over there.
Girl 2: I think he looked at you!
Girl 1: Well that would explain wy my bra's off, panties are down and i'm about to give birth.
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An extremely loving, sweet, smart creature with amazing musical talent. Can make you laugh faster than two jiggles of a jack rabbits ass. If you catch this Legendary Pokemon you will be the best poke master out there. Lure him with music with great bass and waffles. Has an extremely large and satisfying penis.
"Hey you know that guy Ave is going out with?"
"Yeah, he is just a total Jordan"
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The name Jordan can refer to several things. As a name, it comes from the Hebrew Yarden, meaning "one which descends", and assimilated into Latin as Jordanus. In Arabic it is Urdunn, in Italian Giordano, in Spanish Jord¨¢n, in Afrikaans Jordaan, in French Jourdain, and in Catalan Jord¨¤.
Eastern Europe and Asian referances to this name:
Name in chinese and japanese characters mean to flow, to fall down, relating to the river jordan but also to the latin "one which descends".
Person 1: Is his name Jordan?
Person 2: Yeah, the name probably got named after the river.
Person 1: Not true, Christian properties of the name were probably thought of first.
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Jordan is basically the epitome of an amazing girl. She's hot & she knows it. She has wild rockstar hair, big blue eyes, and a great smile. She's wild and dangerous and she'll do any dare you give her, just to get a reaction out of others. She's smart, quick-witted, and hilariously funny. She doesn't take shit from anyone, and if anyone messes with her, she'll never let them hear the end of it. She has a small waist but a cute booty and big boobs, and she loves to show them off. She's a party girl and she can definitely get naughty, but deep down she knows right from wrong. She's much smarter than she let's on & she's probably smarter than most of the guys she messes around with. Some people thinks she's a bitch, and some people think she's full of herself, but they're just jealous. Everyone knows this girl. She can make a few mean jokes & might shock and surprise everyone from time to time, but Jordan is definitely someone you want in your life. She's a blast to be around and when she cares for you, she's a sweetheart. Jordan is the girl to chill with, a great friend, an unforgettable hook up, and if you make it this far... an amazing girlfriend.
"Damn that chick is wild, she must be a Jordan'
"She's so hot... gotta be a Jordan"
"Look at that hair, she's a jordan"
"Dude my girl is so boring, I wish I had a Jordan"
"She's such a bitch." -Mary
"Don't hate her cause she's beautiful, she's a Jordan" -Rachel
"Pretty face, nice body, good personality... she's a Jordan'
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The coolest and most sexy mofo ever to walk the face of the earth. i want him to stick it in me one day and have my kids. He is soooooo hot and beautiful, but his friends are really gay yet i still want fuck him
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