NED

Northeast Dick Head. A person from Northeast Philadelphia who goes to bars and starts fights, gets wasted and acts like an idiot. Usually the dickhead who pisses in the sink when there is a long line in the bathroom

Hey Ben, lets go to Flatspins bar, I hear it's banging. No Rob, I don't want to go there and hang out with those fucking NEDS.

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ned

rite yeez aw go oan aboot neds as in wir scum yeez ir aw just feart ay us coz we wid kick yer cunts in ! neds are fuken minted mate lacoste trakees cost aboot 150 pound stone island jaekts n tht cost aboot 300 poun upwards so dont start yer goth shite aye ther aw scum of the earth wen uz ir aw jst pussies tht say stuff like this or the internet dont get wide ya dick EFTAAAH GON FUR WINE

rite yeez aw go oan aboot neds as in wir scum yeez ir aw just feart ay us coz we wid kick yer cunts in ! neds are fuken minted mate lacoste trakees cost aboot 150 pound stone island jaekts n tht cost aboot 300 poun upwards so dont start yer goth shite aye ther aw scum of the earth wen uz ir aw jst pussies tht say stuff like this or the internet dont get wide ya dick EFTAAAH GON FUR WINE

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ned

a non-educated delinquent who wears kappa tracksuits, tucks his socks into his trousers and slicks his hair to the side on social occasions claiming he's an "old-school P.E. teacher

Will Hayles

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Ned

scotish phraise that describes a person who has no educational background or a juvenial delinquent.

Look at that guy hes such a ned.

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Ned

A Ned is an extremely sexy, buff and sport super star fella. Ladies are drawn to him. Defines the term 'chick magnet' as women are attracted to him

Girl 1 "hey look it is a Ned"
Girl 2 "how do you know"
Girl 1 "just look at him"

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NED

not even down. someone who doesn't wanna go out or passes out early. lame, not down to have a good time.

"He didn't wanna go to the party Saturday, he fell asleep at like 10 o'clock!"
"he ALWAYS does that, he's such a ned."

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Ned

Describes a person’s Genie or Clone that has good fashion sense or style

My Genie got the Gucci ned on today.

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