Galactic Mermaid

A reference to/title of an insert song from the anime Carole and Tuesday. Used when you don't want to directly say cuss words at someone/somebody.

Your hiring processses is a bunch of galactic mermaids, I hope that at least you can fix it as to not inconvenience others in the future. *hits 'send review'*

bearded mermaid

A group of friends who vacation together to island tropical destinations.

The Bearded Mermaids cruise the Caribbean in search of paradise.

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Chasing the mermaid

The practice of buying two coffees, especially a combination of one small, speciality coffee drink (i.e. "tall skinny vanilla latte") and one large, plain black coffee, with the intent of quickly ingesting (i.e. chugging) the flavored specialty drink for the quick caffeine jolt and then using the larger coffee as a methadone supplement to maintain the caffeine high.

Man, Hart has two Starbucks cups at his desk and he's really jittery, I think he's been chasing the mermaid again.

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mermaid

to mermaid, was mermaided, is mermaiding - used for a situation where everyone is completely inebriated. The word mermaid is considered to bea creature who is completely submerged in water and a person who is mermaiding is someone who is completely full of alcohol.

ex: "dude everyone was mermaiding last night, but i think we should mermaid out again tonight"

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Fijian Mermaid

The act of using a tazer while in bed so that your partner flops around like a fish out of water, sort of like an electrically assisted donkey punch.

Dude, I was nailing Kim the other night and she wanted to try something different, so I pulled out the tazer and shocked her for a few seconds. She flopped around like a Fijian mermaid.

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space mermaid

Mythological creatures typically seen after consuming mass amounts of delicious natty ice, also resulting in not laying the pipe one was very confident in at the begining of the night.

"Dude!" "spacemerms" "Holy shit bro, did you see that fucking space mermaid"?

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Mermaid Effect

When a man/boy goes an extended period of no wanking, women grow hotter exponentially each day.

Based on the idea of sex-starved sailors who would see manatees frequently and eventually they began to see them as mermaids.

The mermaid effect totally kicked in when I was camping last week. That tree with the hole started looking pretty good by the end.

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