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Taoism: Shit happens.
Hinduism: This shit happened before.
Confucianism: Confucius says, "Shit happens".
Buddhism: If shit happens it isn't really shit.
Zen: What is the sound of shit happening?
Islam: If shit happens, it is the Will of Allah.
Jehovah's witness: Knock, knock. "Shit happens."
Atheism: There is no shit.
Agnosticism: I don't know whether shit happens.
Protestantism: Shit won't happen if I work harder.
Catholicism: If shit happens, I deserved it.
Judaism: Why does this shit always happen to us?
Religion is people's best-quality opium.
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The single thing stopping us from finding world peace. Also the biggest, oldest and longest surviving lie of all time.
Bob:Did u see that there was another war started over religion the other day.
Johnie:Yeah man, thats to bad i thinkin we wont ever see peace
Bob:sad isnt it
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A potentially dangerous and self-destructive delusion
"Dude...I think I'm the son of god."
"Jesus, shut up already with this religion stuff, you're ruining my buzz..."
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Religion is an anachronistic vestige of pre-modern societies. Religion offers comforting, though naive and often inaccurate, explanations about the origins and future of humankind, the Earth and just about everything else. Religion is often learned in youth - when children readily mimic the behavior of their parents, siblings and peers. Unfortunately, most adults never recognize that the religious perspectives, values and practices that they were indoctrinated with as children are poorly suited to living in a modern scientifically oriented society where it is understood that there is no empirical evidence for such things as: magic, demons, angels, gods, heaven, hell, the tooth fairy, the easter bunny, Santa Claus and the boogy man.
Religions continue to exist today because they are inherently adaptable; religious dogma changes markedly over time. Moreover, the many conflicting codes of behavior that religions advance can be used to justify any attitude or action, regardless of what the current century may be.
christianity, islamism, judiasm, buddhism, and other lies are typical religions.
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A scheme used to convince innocent people that killing people who believe in insert rival religion is a good idea.
Science flies you to the moon. Religion flies you into a tower.
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The argument over who has the better imaginary friend.
Christian: God is my savior, my holy father, and worshiping him through christianity is the ONLY way into heaven.
Muslim: No, you are wrong. Allah is the supreme being worthy of our worship. Submission to him is the only way to have life after death.
&&the argument over religion will never end.
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usually based on selling people a personal insurance policy that can only be cashed in at death by the purchaser. therefore, impossible to know whether said religion has enough assets in the account to draw on or whether the seller has skipped off with the benefits, until too late. therefore, faith based. often accompanied by general claim to a sky-god/s authority of some kind, portrayed usually by representatives as a highly-strung, insecure person/s with a do-or-die outlook on life ie. 'you do or you die'. choice of insurers avaiable with various policy standards and disclaimers. onus upon buyer to prove worthiness rather than on sky-god. representatives arbitrate on disputes but no findings ever in favour of claimants thusfar.
religion...... the word 'ligion' said over and over again.
anyone know what a 'ligion' is?
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