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someone who needs to put on some real clothes and stops thinking shes 21...shes not!
she paula abdul shouldnt be on american idol...that WHORE! :-P
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Having a night which involves the utmost debauchery with an unattractive, creepy, stalker partner. Usually involves painting the bathroom with vomit. Often times police may be involved. A night not to remember. Consumption of wine, in particular Chateau Diana, will intensify the effects, exponentially.
Person 1: "Dude, last night I blacked out and apparently hooked up with this crazy hoe, she thinks we're in love."
Person 2: "Wow man, sounds like you had an Abdul-nite."
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To get yourself out if a truly awful situation with literally the most unbelievable excuse imagineable
"I promise your honour, it was terrible; I caught me foot on the carpet, me pecker slipped out me boxers and I fell onto the girl. I slipped inside her. I tried to get up but just kept falling back down. I didn't mean to Abdul Aziz her"
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A person in my class who is from Afghanistan, he completely stinks like shit (chip fat, body odor etc.) He speaks like that stupid tall lanky piece of shit from Popeye & Olive Oil that says "Warp nip nip, warp nip" all the fucking time. I hate him so much
Oi Gafur, do u like sausage and beans?
*In his stupid Warp Nip voice* "I don't know what sausage and bean is.
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A Bloody Legend that gets all the hoes and eats pizza and drinks Fanta.
Abdul Karimi is Goated
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Abdul is the most amazing human being in the world. If you ever get a chance to meet him your life will be changed forever. Abdul will be there for you whenever you need him the most. Abdul is a tall and handsome individual with strong aspirations in life.
Look there’s Abdul KhaliqI wish I was like him.
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The act of sticking one's manhood into the ear canal of another. Sexual intercourse within the ear may result.
X: "You gonna Paula Abdul your girlfriend tonight?"
Y: "Nah, she's got an ear infection, maybe tomorrow night when her ear's better."
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