Slang for someone who owns a lot of apple products.
Jason owns an iPhone, Apple Watch, AirPods,iPad, Apple Pen, iMac, HomePod, and Apple TV. He’s drippin’ in applesauce
Crunchy Applesauce is a word you say when you stub your toe ect... it can also mean applesauce that is chunky and crunchy.
Person: *stubs toe* Crunchy Applesauce!
What happens when a group abuses someone in a way most think impossible and so neurologically abusive she constantly tries to take her own life. They do this so they can put an ear of corn in her mouth the wrong way whenever they want and get away with it.
They decided her brain goes to applesauce pudding, we need a good scapegoat that has a rewind, delete button. No monitor, no problem.
when someone turns your brain to mush because they are so fucked up that is their answer top any problem and will they will probably always get away with it. A federal lobotomizer the rosemary effect.
"she was in witness protection so when he found her he turned her brain to applesauce pudding and got her some green jello"