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The best actor in the entire universe!!! Has huge muscles, an awesome accent, and a last name that is ridiculously hard to spell.
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when a homosexual man strikes out on a date and has to tug it himself... he has a date with arnold "palmer"!
paul: hey brad how'd your date go last night?
brad: fuckin terrible. dude smelled like old man balls and talked like nic cage!
paul: so home alone?
brad: yeah played the front 9 with arnold palmer!!
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The insertion of a lead (non-mechanical) pencil into a female's anus.
"Hey sweetheart, can I give you the stinking arnold tonight?"
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Pursuing bodybuilding to the point of homoeroticism; including viewing movies about men in g-strings, flexing in the mirror for your roommates, discussing recipes that are high in protein but low in saturated fat
Person A: "Me and my friend were walking shirtless back from the gym and some guy called us fags"
Person B: "Wow, you were really pulling an Arnold"
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The most beautiful, smartest teacher at the school. Famous for being awesome and cool. She has great outfits and her makeup is on point.
Oh man, I have Mrs. Arnold next period!! I can't wait
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a mixture of iced tea and lemonade.
had Jesus walked the earth today, instead of two thousand years ago, his drink of choice would have been Arnold Palmer.
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A t-800 sent thorw time by skynet
to Infiltrate America and slowly
work it's way up to President.once it becomes President it will begin construction on the military defence computer skynet and start Jugdement Day.
Don't fuck with Arnold Schwarzenegger he's a terminator
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