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stuff that makes you feel like youve just had cocaine, but better
asmr is fucking amazing
ASMR (Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response) is a sensation where you get tingles in the scalp from hearing something nice. Normally it's girls slurping and whispering into the mic whilst making other weird noises like fingernail tapping and shit. However, that is not ASMR and in most cases, mildly soft core porn. What I call ASMR is the ones by a certain spiderman impersonator, known as Spiderman ASMR. He has the absolute shittiest mic on earth and bangs it with a metal tray being scratched by a fork, scratches the mic with a grater, and even screams sometimes. He somehow manages to pull it off and actually cause the sensation though.
1: I like ASMR.
2: What's wrong with you, listening to audible porn?
1: No, I listen to spiderman banging a frying pan on a shitty mic and throwing it on floor. It's really good, try it!
Asmr is à tingly feeling you get listing to asmr,,, it is the most popular you trend out of all time. You can find it by searching up “ asmr” on youtube. A lot of people like
“Scratching long nails”
“Brush on mic”
“Asmr roleplay”
There are very very many types of asmr,,, one the the most least common ones are taking of clothing-FROM THE MIC- AND ONLY SWEATERS!! ASMR is also something that I tried to explain to people what it was and no one understood me.
Examples:” OMGGGGHJGJGHGJG LIKE I TOTS LOVE AsMr! It’s SOOOO tingly,,,,,!”
The abbreviation for "Allan Saint Maximin Response".
It's the tingly feeling a person gets (typically in their groin) whenever they see video footage of Allan Saint Maximin playing for Newcastle Utd FC.
I've been watching ASMR videos for the last hour and now I've run out of clean underwear so I guess I'll be going commando for the rest of the day!
The definition of ASMR :
Ass Smacking Mr. Ree
VIDEO TITLE: TOP 250 🤑 ASMR 🤑 MOMENTS 💖💖💖💖
COMMENTER: wHaT DoES aSMr mEAn????
REPLIER: Ass Smaking Mr. Ree
COMMENTER: wAiT, wHaT?????