ass

1) Has the ability to make wind and break wind.
2) A convenient place for storing prized possesions if you are that fat.
3) A extremely stupid person.
4) A person that has the IQ of a potato.
5) A dangerous place when adventured into.
6) A noun usually found in jokes regarding planets.
7) The place of no return!

Ass:
1) Fire in the hole!
2) Up yours. . .no really.
3) George Bush
4) George Bush
5) Example of said places: Rosie, Larry the Cable Guy, etc.
6) . . . and it was blockin out the sun and everything!
7) No explanation nessecary

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ass

(noun, singular, slang) 1.The Human Buttocks, the anal opening.

That fucking nigger told me to kiss his ass.

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ass

Having the condition of being undesirable.

Dude, Genovese drug store is so ass.

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ass

something a woman has :OMG:

nice ass
bro im a guy
so? ;)

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Assness

The quality of being an ass. How much of an ass you are.

Barney's sweet nature makes up for some if his assness.

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Assed

(used to give emphasis) bad-assed, high-assed, tight-assed.

- I think it's time to put on a diet! Take a look! This T-shirt is freakin' tight-assed !!!

- Jogging everyday, and also eating a apple a day keeps the doctor away!

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assed

wen one rubs his or her ass on someone else

David assed Derek well

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