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Assault weapon

*A gun that primarily kills cops and small orphans.
*it has many evil features, such as: a pistol grip and barrel shroud that give it super accurate spray-fire from the hip.
*it has high bullet capacity clip that can spray-fire continually for over 30 seconds.
*its bullets can go through multiple layers of body armor, and does over 12 times the damage of hunting rifles.
*it can be easily concealed in clothing (do to its folding stock).
*it has a flash hider that makes the user invisible.
*and are available to anyone.

1 in 5 police are killed with Assault weapons.

by savage493 March 18, 2011

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French Assault

Tongue-in-cheek colloquialism particularly popular in the United Kingdom to refer to the act of surrendering - to launch a "French assault" is to surrender. Associated with the surrender of Paris to invading German forces in 1940 and the subsequently collaborationism of the Vichy French Government.

We were all expecting a ruthless barrage that night, but instead the enemy offered little more than a French assault.

by FactFinder May 24, 2014

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Office Assaulter

This is the name given to the person in your office, who no one really likes, that always finds a way to cop an unwanted feel.

While I was working quietly at my desk Kevin came up behind me and started to rub my back, I was so disgusted. He is such an Office Assaulter!

by jb02 March 2, 2007

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meditated assault

physical, mental and emotion rampage of music that will shake rock music to its core, Meditated Assault was formed in early 2006 by guitarists Rico and Steve. They were soon joined by bassist Matt, when he learned the bands earliest two songs, Autonomination and Dawning of the Day. The trio wrote and rehearsed original material for a few months before coming across drummer Jeff....The band came to a sudden halt...and went seperate ways with new found drummer Jeff and long time bass player Matt...the band looked under every rock and stone to find the right drummer and bassist to complete the lineup....
And they were found....Adding drummer Tony and bassist Adam...the band is now complete! Now the band has a new arsenal of songs to unleash!!!

There is no example for something that is the first of its kind, Meditated Assault is molded out of the very idea of music that comes from the heart as if the microphone was plugged into each of the members hearts

by [HawK] December 16, 2007

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anal assault

An anal assault means a good anal sex session

I gave him / her a fantastic anal assault last night

by Paul Daley May 8, 2008

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Assault CoW

Assault Cow, the original, most elite type of human. Anyone going by this name should be honoured in his glory and suppurb supremeness.

Hey look, its Assault Cow. You Recon we could grab his autograph?

by James Plumb May 30, 2003

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melonius assault

What one would wish to perpetrate when one spies a female with fine breasts.

Me: That chick has a nice rack, I would like to meloniusly assault her.

by roller June 4, 2005

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