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Balanced Bliss Bonding

A holistic sexual and emotional practice for couples that can last for hours and consists of three phases.

It starts with mutual edging by passionate intercourse or any kind of sexual stimulation. This is followed by a ruined orgasm, where you bring each other just beyond the point of no return and then let go. Reduces the physical tension while keeping arousal high. A little frustrating but suprisingly hot. The last phase is for karezza, a way of passionate slow love making where the goal is not orgasm but increasing bonding and intimacy.

This practice emphasizes the balance between heightened sexual tension, controlled release, and deep emotional connection.

"Ever since Mia and Alex started practicing Balanced Bliss Bonding, they've been walking around like giddy teenagers, high on love hormones and low on sleep!"

"In Balanced Bliss Bonding edging is the teasing appetizer, a ruined orgasm is the surprising main course, and Karezza is the never-ending, sweet dessert. It's about taking the scenic route in the bedroom, where nobody is racing to the finish line."

"I'm telling you Susan, Balanced Bliss Bonding is a game changer for my relationship! Mike and I haven't had regular sex in weeks and just thinking of tonights session gets me dripping wet."

by Garbage Goober October 28, 2023

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The Universal Law of Balance

The inescapable cosmic principle that brings balance (read: disappointment) to life when things are going just a little TOO well for you.

I got a 98% on the math test I didn't study for, but The Universal Law of Balance made sure that I got a flat tire on the way home from school today. Fuck you, ULoB!

by jazequah March 1, 2011

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Soul Balance

When a ginger (who as we all know, has no soul) seeks out a black person (who have a lot of soul) to find a balance. (Or vice versa)

My ginger friend only dates black guys to balance her soul = soul balance

by Jemma6 June 2, 2010

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Restoring Balance to the Force

v. When one takes a massive dump and all seems to be set right in the world.

Wife: What were you doing in the bathroom? You've been in there for 20 min.

Husband: Restoring balance to the force... What do you think I was doing in there?

by Chris H., Pip R. May 8, 2011

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Screen-life balance

The balance between one's screen time and offline activities, including work, leisure, and personal relationships.

I'm trying to maintain a healthy screen-life balance by limiting my social media use and spending more time outdoors.

by UltraSmartGuy April 25, 2023


Kato Balance Paradox

The Kato Balance Paradox: A female companion must be smart and attractive and rank at least a 6 on the patented β€œthiccness” scale. Such a balance is so rare that it seems almost paradoxical. The alternative male type is much more easily satisfied (hot, rich, nba) giving a gay tinge.

Man that kid seems kinda gay. He’s always fantasizing about Paul George?

No, he’s just suffering from the Kato Balance Paradox.
True. And Paul George is kinda cute.

by ThePaloAltoPlug April 30, 2019

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balance of payement (B.O.P)

i think it's when a country's exports is more than its imports and here we say it's a favorable B.O.P, otherwise it's an unfavorable B.O.P

by sylvia October 27, 2003

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