(noun) Somebody who has a low sense of fashion and/or common sense as a human being. Typically an idiot or fool in some sort of way. Originated in the DMV by the youth and has grown since. Now can also be used to call out a person.
Person 1: God look what he's wearing. What a bama.
Person 69: Tell bama to hook me up.
Is a name of a beautiful girl inside and out. Super smart and really interesting! She doesn’t care about social standards and emails her proffessors like a direct message to an online friend. Bama is inspiring.
Bama is really fun and so nice!
When your man is wearing your dirty panties and some bitch comes and steals both your man and panties.
Stumpy's girl gonna be mad, she lost her man and undies to Bama Panty Pirating.
Whenever a typically bad college football team becomes uncharacteristically good for one season (usually involving a 12-0 regular season record) to the point where you'll hear its fans chanting this phrase hoping that their team will play Alabama-only for their souls to be crushed as said team gets demolished by Alabama when they do eventually play them during a bowl game or some sort.
(college football fans when their team is on a hot streak)
"WE WANT BAMA, WE WANT BAMA"
A redneck hick, usually with 2 teeth, big beer belly who marries and reproduces with their cousin and thinks their college football team is gods gift to mankind which in reality is full of gangsters/thugs and bought players under the devil a.k.a nick "Lucifer" sabban
"Roll tide" has got to be the dumbest saying on the planet and why have a dumb ass elephant for a mascot.....idiots!
Will also claim championships they dont have
"Did you see that bama tard at the game yesterday"
-ya unfortunately, noone likes a bama tard!
When you jack off to horse cocks and make memes of Tim walz cause J.D. Vance got caught fucking a couch
Hey man sorry I couldn’t hang last night I was up all night pulling a bama thornton maybe we can chill later this week.