tarck bike

A tarck bike is a conversion or track bike ridden by a hipster solely on the street for the purpose of looking "cool." More or less internet slang like lol used in real life.

"Did you see that leg over the bar skid I did on my tarck bike?!"

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rat bike

Urban sport bike ussually stripped down to bare essentials, painted flat black, and held together by zip ties and duct tape. Think Mad Max. Often the result of a nice new shinny bike being laid down by a squid and sold cheaply by the rider or insurance company. Common in the SF Bay area.

Did you see that guy on the rat bike in West Oakland doing a burn out in a puddle of burning gasoline?

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pocket bike

A miniature motorcycle that is a small-scale replica of a full sized production (usually race version) motorcycle. Pocketbikes originated in Japan in the 1980s and naturally people started racing them. The trend moved towards Europe where the racing has grown, and now it has reached the USA. Original pocket bikes were made in Japan, and then European manufacturers started making very high quality units. Currently the market is flooded with cheaper Chinese knock offs and original designs, some of which are found at retail locations such as AutoZone and Pep Boys. The bikes are usually sized anywhere from 30”-50” in length and 18”-30” in height. Most pocket bikes are powered by 50cc or smaller 2-stroke engines. Newer models are made which are clones of street bikes and actually have working lights, signals, horn, speedometer, electric start and sometimes even alarm systems.

I rode my polini pocketbike down the street and it was fun.

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Christ on a bike

To show surprise at anything in a similiar manner to 'Jesus Christ'
This can be used in nearly any situation

A: 'Yeah, it was about 69ft tall'
B: 'CHRIST ON A BIKE'

Claw Bike

Where u perform a raptor claw on a woman and then proceed to throw a bicycle on their head. This adds an element of adventure to your sex life, but remember, wear a helmet!

Man “have u got ur helmet on?”
Woman “yes daddy, I’m ready.”
Man “time for the claw bike!”

Obama Bike

Some weird myth on a game on ROBLOX called "Robloxity", where some bike in the game moves without a player on it. It is called the "Obama Bike" because people don't know Obama's last name.

It's the obama bike! It moved by itself.

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dirt bike

motorbike used offroad. all y'all pimps and city boyz wouldn't know what im talkin about.

I flipped my dirt bike yesterday.

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