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The term used to describe the feeling of weightlessness brought about by motion forces.
Bob: *drives over a big bump on the highway, at full speed in his 98 Camry with blown shocks*
Nate: Damn, my bladder just fell out of my asshole.
A full bladder or having to pee badly.
“Gotta pee so bad, I’m bladder-dragging.”
“Where’s Kim?” “She’s out back bladder-dragging.”
“Bro hurry up, I’m bladder-dragging”
Seen in esquire magazine, a cutesy way of saying that you are going to take a piss.
I've got to go make the bladder gladder.
When a show is so good you forget to take a leak when you're in the middle of a Netflix or Hulu binge.
James: "Pause it I gotta take a piss"
Alexandra: "No the episode just got good"
James: "Pause it, I've been holding this binge bladder since the middle of the last episode"
Alexandra: "Fine I'll pause it...I just realized I gotta piss too"
A condition where one finds oneself getting up to pee much more often when sitting in an office as opposed to other settings. Especially if this condition cannot be explained by water or coffee consumption alone.
Person 1: Something about being in an office means I have to pee like every half hour. Usually I can hold it for 10 hours! What gives?
Person 2: Sounds like office bladder. Maybe you're so sick of just sitting there at your desk that as soon as your bladder has anything in it you go, 'time to get up to pee!'
“Ridin’ on a tractor / LEAN all in my bladder / Cheated on my baby / You can go and ask her / My life is a movie.”
HARD DRUGS, adulterous relationships, and living life like it’s a movie doesn’t sound like the simple life we were just talking about. But Lil Nas X is only imagining what life is like when you actually achieve rock star status. The tractor is a major step up from the horse, but don’t worry, he’s still humble. And about the drugs, he says he’s “NOT trying to endorse that, by the way.” Lil Nas X makes sure to end the verse with a slight flex, though, when he sings “Cowboy hat from Gucci / Wrangler on my booty.”
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Riding on a tractor
Lean all in my bladder
Cheated on my baby
You can go and ask her
My life is a movie
Bull riding and boobies
Cowboy hat from Gucci
Wrangler on my booty
Bladder failure refers to the act of being unable to hold your pee and releasing urine into your underwear or pants or possibly your sheets.
Was driving home and i really had to go. had a Bladder Failure in the car. so embarrassing