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Someone you want only when you’re drunk and desperate
I’m not drunk enough for that bologna sandwich
Your average person of caucasian decent that stinks of bologna.
Person 1: Hey man, so whats up with the party tonight?
Person 2: Not much, just having some fine ass ladies comin by.
*Bologna Stick walks by*
Person 1: Aww god damn it. Now I have to go home and shower so those fine ass ladies don't think I'm a stinky Bologna Stick.
To get to the bottom of it. To figure out the source of the discrepancy.
I'm no butcher but it seems to me that it's time to debone the bologna.
Any butthole in a variety of sizes that farts. The perfect bologna hole would be indistinguishable in size from a hole in a slice of bologna. The sound is such as blowing through a hole in a slab of bologna.
Person 1: “Man, that was a loud fart!”
Person 3: “Yeah, it came out of my bologna hole!”
When you physically assault a piece of bologna with a Punch or Slap
Tom: I just beat that bologna
Me: You Bologna Slapper
A term used to describe a beat-up, worn out vagina. Beef Curtains and Bologna Wallet are one and the same.
"That chick had the biggest bologna wallet i've ever seen!"
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N) 1 a: The sensation one experiences when attiring one’s self, but without underwear (often referred to as going commando,) produced by the testicles sticking to the inside of the upper thigh much like a piece of cold bologna. Bologna balls have been observed in two varieties, wet/sticky, and dry/sticky. b: an adjective, typically a derogatory colloquialism, meant to be offensive.
ie:
1. (a) I love living in Florida, but, you always have to remember your underwear or you will develop a wicked case bologna balls.
2. (b) Now that I think about it, shaking hands with Glenn is like getting a big handful of bologna balls.
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