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what happens when an athlete or celebrity visits the ESPN campus in Bristol, CT and appears on various shows and platforms
Jake: I've seen Tebow on SportsCenter, First Take, and NFL Live. Is he going through the Bristol Car Wash?
Bob: Yup.
Bristol Prep
A school full of straight fucking savages, potheads.. And occasionally..... a green pussy. Drama is everyday; and every one of the teaches breath smells like butt, and they have a stick up their ass 24/7.
Bristol Prep is fucking lit man
Bristol Preparatory Academy is dope
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Bristol Herschel Hawkstone was born in 1988 in Vancouver, WA to an Orthodox Jewish family. His father died in a car "accident" when he was 6 and he moved to Reno with his mother afterwards. He became a trapeze artist at age 16 and was married the same year. He fathered 5 children who were all mysteriously murdered. He served 6 months in supermax prison before escaping. The international civil defense agency recruited him after looking into his crime and proving his innocence.
He then became a spy for these United States, and completed every assignment as a "National man of mystery", former gigolo, and true American hero. Through the years he accrued a remarkable number of accomplishments, awards, achievements, and even jumped over a shark once.
In recent years, Bristol has become a timeless legend. A real down to earth, salt of the wound kind of patriot. All of his extracurriculars and his most recent adventure can be read about in his own book entitled; "not without my dr. Pepper." It can be purchased in digital form for $56.75 on Amazon probably.
Oh my God, did you see Bristol Hawkstone last night!? Ru-paul ruebens came and did a cameo!
A highschool in Bristol CT made of soft bitches that swear they the shit on god, but then when they get into something they get their shit rocked. The girls are ugly af and the only hot ones are guaranteed to be a hoe.
I heard she goes to Bristol Eastern dawg, I wouldn’t go after her.
A football team in Bristol, England commonly known for playing terrible football in the championship and disappointing their fans. Also well known for having the fastest football player to ever play: Chris Martin.
Skinhead 1: “Bristol City are so shit why do I pay to watch this shite”
Skinhead 2: “At least Massengo has massive hair”
Skinhead 1: “Yeah I guess, do you want to go and do cocaine in the cubical?”
Skinhead 2: “yeah have you got the bag or has Al got it?”