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Dose

Not a microdose, but also not an overdose.

A perfectly portioned amount of drug usage for maximum enjoyment and minimal harm.

Bro 1: Yo, I brought some coke, wanna go for a quick dose over lunch?
Bro 2: Dude!! I could totally go for a dose right now.

by PirishLad January 15, 2021


Dose

When you have picked up an STI/STD.

David: I knew I would get a dose when I planned to netflix and chill with Jenny!

by doombag123346 November 16, 2016


Dose

the person who typed this meant to write Does but is illiterate

"I think he dose."

"Bro you're dumb as shit"

by SgtBeepJeep September 24, 2020


dose

1. A situation or outcome which is disappointing, unpleasant or boring.
Very commonly used in Cork, southern Ireland.

"These import charges from Brexit are an absolute dose"

John: "It rained the whole week we were there."
Frank: "Dose!!"

"These lectures are some dose. They're at 8am every morning and he just reads off the slides."

2. (from 1.) A person who is a constant drain on your enthusiasm, or who has a pathological opposition to the craic.

Janet: "Her mam caught us as we were going out the door, made comments on everyone's clothes and took our vodka."
Niamh: "The woman is just a dose."

1.
i) "These import charges from Brexit are an absolute dose"

ii) John: "It rained the whole week we were there."

Frank: "Dose!!"

iii) "These lectures are a dose. They're at 8am every morning and he just reads off the slides."

2.
i) Janet: "Her mam caught us as we were going out the door, made comments on everyone's clothes and took our vodka."

Niamh: "The woman is just a dose."

by mærky kid May 30, 2022


dose

1. A situation or outcome which is disappointing, unpleasant or boring.
Very commonly used in Cork, southern Ireland.

2. (from 1.) A person who is a constant drain on your enthusiasm, or who has a pathological opposition to the craic.

Janet: "Her mam caught us as we were going out the door, made comments on everyone's clothes and took our vodka."
Niamh: "The woman is just a dose."

1.
"These import charges from Brexit are an absolute dose"

John: "It rained the whole week we were there."
Frank: "Dose!!"

"These lectures are some dose. They're at 8am every morning and he just reads off the slides."

2.
Janet: "Her mam caught us as we were going out the door, made comments on everyone's clothes and took our vodka."
Niamh: "The woman is just a dose."

by mærky kid June 15, 2022


Ghost Dose

Giving someone a substance (especially psychedelics, like acid) without their knowledge nor consent.

"Chad is so square, he really needs to have his mind opened. Let's add some acid to his beer, and give him a ghost dose!"

by GoodReed August 04, 2020


Dose house

Dose house is a home that isn’t complete, filled with people that don’t live there & generally doesn’t have hot water or electric.

“They’ve been here 6 months and they still haven’t laid the carpets down, dose house.”

“There is a child locked in their room, dose house.”

“No food in the fridge, dose house.”

by 420blazeityassqueen October 18, 2018