android camera

Basically a bunch of pixels.

Guy1: Yo take a picture of me!

Guy2: Hold up, let me take it on my android camera.

Guy1: Never mind, why do you have to disrespect me like that

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gameboy camera

A device for the Gameboy which specializes in creepy error faces that looks like pedophiles waiting to snatch you. One reason why im afraid to hook out my dog during the night

Did you hear about the ducktape bandit? Thats scary
Forget about that mofo! Im afraid of my gameboy camera.

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Camera Nazi

In the COVID-19 pandemic era, a teacher that is overly strict about students having their cameras on in zoom meetings, to the point where it’s gets VERY fucking annoying.

Camera nazi teacher: Turn your cameras on people, I’m tired of having to keep on saying this. You all better prepared, because I will be a lot more strict about this next semester.

Me: How bout I keep it off anyways

Camera nazi teacher: *Goes on long lecture about us needing to have our camera on*

Me: Lol, you’re only wasting class time, which I definitely don’t have a problem with.

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Camera whore

Some lonely slut who has nothing better to do than to take low quality pictures of themself, usually with a retarded prop.

pedo #1: "Did you see that tranny lastnight?"
pedo #2: "Yeah! She sent me like 40 pics lastnight!"
Random pedo who just logged in: "Hey! I saw that Camera Whore on youtube Lastnight LOLOLOL"

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Camera Obscura

<font face= times new roman><small>An amazing band.

Awww niggggga did you check out camera obscura last night? Their show was the bomb diggity.

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disposable camera

The disposable or single-use camera is a simple box camera sold with a roll of film installed, meant to be used once. Most use focus free lenses. Some are equipped with an integrated flash unit, and there are even water proof versions for underwater photography. Internally, the cameras use a 135 film or an APS cartridge. While some disposables contain an actual cartridge as used for loading normal, reusable cameras, others just have the film wound internally on an open spool. The whole camera is handed in for processing. Some of the cameras are recycled, i.e. refilled with film and resold.

I receive from store a "disposable camera" for free after I bought 3 bottles of beer.

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camera whore

someone who is in every picture, who desperately needs to be in every picture, or just happens to be in every picture.

OMFG! Why is that person in every freaking page of the yearbook?!?! OMG!! That person is in every single one of my pictures too!! WHY?!??!

camera whore: dammit! let me in the picture!
dude: what? no!
camera whore: PlEASE!! I NEED TO!!

camera whore: They're taking a picture! Gotta be in it because I look so awesome!

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