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Diarrhea, flob sweat, gut grumbles, Cinnabon, and aching grundle that ensue after consuming food of questionable origin.
Most often contracted after partaking of a meal obtained from a food truck, or “camper”.
Connotatively referred to as “food poisoning” by the uninitiated.
“Ugh, I got a wicked case of camper aids after my wife forced me to eat at that food truck.”
A moist fart that occurs at some point beyond day two of camping. It lingers and adds to the plethora or aromas normally associated with camping and not showering for days. May require a confidence wipe.
After a few days of camping, drinking, and eating hotdogs over the campfire, I let out a camper damper that was so wet it sounded like it was underwater. My crack is like a slip-n-slide. The smell was best described as thick.
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A sexual manuever whereby a man is masturbated by two hands rubbing together with the penis in the middle. This motion simulates the movement by campers around a fire trying to warm up their hands.
After the long night by the fire, Julie's hands were freezing, so she warmed them up by giving Luke the old "Camper's Handjob".
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A person in Fortnite who sucks at the game and knows it, so they hide in a bush until someone walks by.
I just got killed by a bush camper. That little fucktard!
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A person who camps like no one I have ever seen. They claim it is being strategic but really it's just camping. They claim that they didn't camp even though they only had six deaths the only game.
Me: YOU FUCKING CAMPER.
Seth King: I'm not a camper I'm just strategic.
Me: You're a fucking camper fag.
Seth King: Just because I'm using a M16 Heartbeat Sensor.
Me: Camper fag....
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A amateur, or attempt at something, that you are not fully aware of the outcome, most likely, dangerous, but at the humor of the onlookers.
I wouldn't light that cigarette near the fuel shed, that's a camper move
A panty sniffer. Typically a male but there are wonderful female panty sniffers. A hamper camper is a fervent sniffer of soiled and dirty undergarments. He/she is found digging through clothes hampers in search of an intoxicating fix to their olfactory craving. He/she is also found rummaging through soiled laundry bags and baskets at laundromats and laundry rooms at communal living facilities and usually absconds with their unearthed treasures.
I walked in my room and my brother’s friend had his nose buried in the gusset of a pair of my soiled panties. What a hamper camper.
I dropped my basket at the laundry room. I came back and a hamper camper had apparently taken two pairs of my panties. I hope he/she enjoys the one pair that had the skid marks. I wasn’t feeling well that day.