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A slang term for the male sex organ or penis. Particularly used when said organ has an abnormally large circumference, or exhibits an atypical girth.
Wow! Look at that ham candle! You need two hands for that one!
"After looking at your wife's buttocks i saw him cum without trimming a candle."
A common phrase in Nigeria referring to the medieval punishment of stripping someone down naked and making them sit on a chair with a hole in it and putting a candle slowly burning their genitalia
Wet candle is the act in which a women or man fucks a man for so hard and long the penis becomes wet and blistered from friction.
“Bro my dick hurts from the wet candle I got last night.”
To wax the candle is to polish the knob. In other words what boys do 34932748374 times everyday..to masturbate.
The candle is the penis as the wax is the motion.
Fernando likes waxing the candle exactly at 5:00 P.M everyday.
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An alternative medicine practice claimed to assist in clearing earwax and remove toxins from a person's ear by lighting one end of a hollow candle and placing the other end in the ear canal. According to medical researchers, it is dangerous and ineffective.
Lauren enjoys having her ears candled so we asked her if she was up for an ear candling session. She happily agreed.
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1. The act of doing a girl from behind, pulling out (similar the the flying houdini) putting your dick between her ass cheeks at a steep angle, and blowing you load. The final effect should be shots of jizz flying up, similar to a Roman Candle. Bonus points for landing it on the bitches head
Billy was raw-doggin it in Suzy, and, not wanted to knock her up, was prepared to just skeet on the bed. However, to spice things up, he instead did the Roman Candle, and proceeded to drop a huge load on top of Suzys head.
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