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Going down on a girl with a yeast infection.
My girl friend has a yeast infection so I started off sex with a tangy cheesecake.
Right as you blow your load in a chicks mouth you get so excited that you punch her in the face. The bloody spooge is Strawberry Cheesecake.
Man, that head was so good I gave dat bitch some Strawberry Cheesecake.
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The only place my sister ever wants to eat at. They specialize in cheesecake obviously, and they also serve regular food.
Ali-"You what im in the mood for?"
Me-"G I dont know"
Ali-"Some cheesecake from the Cheesecake Factory"
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A rendition of "Jingle Bells," known best by noobs, nubs, nubtarts, nubcakes, and anyone nubular.
"Jingle bells, jingle bells, tomatoes on cheesecake!"
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when you take a girl out to eat, buy her a gift, and then she dont give no play.
David took Danielle out to eat but all he got was a brookneal cheesecake.
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Occurs when one masturbates and then fails to wash his/her hands then greets someone with a firm handshake.
"Dude, I jerked off earlier and forgot to wash my hands. Then, I met my girl's parents and totally gave them a cheesecake handshake."
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Enjoying a Dutch Bargain beer with friends on the street or in public areas.
Hey, wanne go cheesecaking in public? I got the beers
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