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when someone is terrible at rolling blunts/joints and wastes multiple papers trying to roll it, they have a chronic disorder
Me: Damn Tony, thats the third blunt you messed up!
Tony: I know, i think i might have a chronic disorder
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A. a more specific (non-official) title of dr. dre's masterpiece hip-hop album. occasionally people will mix up The Chronic and Chronic 2001. to avoid this confusion simply use the latter.
B. considered by many as the pinnacle of all hip-hop albums because of its production and its all-star list of featured guests. simply put; it was made by the best, with the best, and therefore one of the greatest rap efforts of all time.
A. girl : eyy what CD is this? the chronic??
guy: nah trick! know your history its called chronic 2001!!!
girl : shit, sorry
guy: you ask me everyday so just remember it!
girl : i was just confused thats all
B. fan 1 : got new system in my car, lets blast it!
fan 2 : word lets see what she's got.
fan 1 inserts CD into player
fan 1 : yeaa yeaa young weezy boii go hard on diz track!!
fan 2 smacks fan 1 and throws CD out the window. fan 2 proceeds to insert chronic 2001. they lock eyes and nod in accordance.
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n. The act of smoking high-grade marijuana while drinking freshly-brewed coffee.
1. Brew a pot, pack a bowl, and enjoy your coffee and chronic.
2. Person 1: Rowdy party last night!
Person 2: Yea. I'm still hungover. Let's get coffee and chronic so we can clean this place up.
3. WUD U LIEK SUM COFFEE AND CHRONIC WIT UR PANCAKES?
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a debilitating disease wherein an individual consistently hears incorrect lyrics to songs
"there's a bathroom on the right" in lieu of "there's a bad moon on the rise"
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When someone is a pussy no matter what the situation. People who suffer from it often act like dicks and then get very upset when someone acts like a dick towards them. Children these days are brought up to have chronic pussyitis.
"Alex may be jacked but there's no way he can win a fight because he suffers from Chronic Pussyitis."
The disease that causes the eventual death of most living organisms.
I have chronic mortality, it will cause my death in 666 years.
Someone wh masturbates all the time. they're probably addicted to it. doesn't necessarily have to
be a male, despite popular belief
"dylan what the fuck you doing in there"
"nothin..*thinks they're gone, violently faps*"
"dylan youre a fuckin chronic masturbator"
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