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the number 1 person in THE WORLD THAT YOU SHOULD NEVER EVER, EVEN FOR ALL THE MONEY IN THE WORLD FUCK WITH. because he WILL FIND YOU.
guy: heeheeheehee, i sent chuck norris an email that says he sucks LOL
CHUCK: *roundhouse kick to the guy's face causing death*
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the person to be able to kill gods with a roundhouse kick
the only reason why the zombies run towards you in l4d is because they are running away from chuck norris
chuck norris can split atoms with his fists
guy 1 "what will it be sir"
chuck norris "a whiskey"
guy 2 "whiskey is for fa...."
guy 2 dies because of chucks godliness
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the one and only guy who has both testicles larger
99,9% of men have one testicle larger from the other one. both of chuck norris' testicles are larger.
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Theeee coolest fucking guy that has ever roundhoused on this planet. EVER.
Dude, Chuck Norris is my fucking hero.
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n. Chuck Norris
1. The cowboy equivilent to God. Specializes in roundhouse kicking people through car windshields. Has also been known to eat babies.
v. Chuck Norris
1. The act of roundhouse kicking someone/thing.
Bob Chuck Norris'd his brother Dave through the wall.
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Close your browser
DONT F*CK WITH CHUCK!
...youve been warned.
chuck norris will kill you.
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one of the earths greatest men alive! in other words hes god....
chuck norris sleeps with a nite lite not cus hes afraid of da dark it cus the dark scared of chuck norris.
chuck norris doesnt watch, he decides what time it is!
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