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Virtual Circle Jerk or V.C.J. for short, is experienced when individuals keep replying all to an email with multiple recipients.
To All Employees,
Please welcome Mike, a new addition to the sales team. Mike has rejoined our team as an Account Executive.
-HR
Paul: "Welcome home Mike."
Andy: "Welcome back Mike!"
Greg: "Mike, Call me Buddy."
Harry: "Wow! Welcome back, Mike! Let's chat."
James: "Glad you are back Mike."
Hank: "Hey Mike, this is aaaawesome!"
Jared: "Wow that was quick, Mike!"
Todd: "Mike, Welcome back!"
Dave: "Execellent! Welcome back Mike!"
Brian to the rest of ops: "Quite the Virtual Circle Jerk, I wonder if they'll realize Mike isn't on this email."
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A writers' circle whose members spend all their time praising each other rather than giving constructive feedback.
I went to this writing circle meeting because I was stuck on my story, but all they did was tell me how amazing it was. Total writing circle jerk.
circle jerkS.notice the capital s,was and still is a band the early eighties.not the 90's.dont try to be old school if your not.
i own golden shower of hits by the CIRCLE JERKS.
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We're all aware of the original definition, BUT after many irritating experiences running...
NEW ALTERNATE DEFINITION:
A circle jerk is the group of people who do not move out of your way to let you pass when you are running circular tracks. Furthermore, they may, on purpose, bump into you to throw you off your rhythm.
Start using it if you suffer from this problem. It's very
theraputic!
Bluntly: "Fucking circle jerks"
Secretive: *underbreath* "Fucking Circle Jerks"
One day I'm going to carry a 2 X 4 to knock those circle jerks on their ass for a change
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A campfire circle-jerk is when a bunch of guys jack off together and have cumgasms around a campfire.
When a bunch of us cadets go camping, we all enjoy a good campfire circle-jerk!
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Those people in the circle of a G+ (GOOGLE+) who suffer from false beliefs, who have accepted idiotic doctrines and subsequently who cannot put forth cogent argument.
I didn't want to clog your stream with an essay, especially since I seem to offend your crazed socialist, communist circle jerks,
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When two or more rednecks back their diesel pickup trucks up next to each other. After this, they put the trucks in neutral and floor the accelerator which causes large clouds of black smoke to gush from the exhaust. While this is happening the rednecks usually lean out their windows and yell and cheer.
Billy-Joel, Jerry-Lee and Pervis like to back their pickup trucks up next to each other and rev the engines-It's pathetic, its like a redneck circle jerk.
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