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a hoe that is believed to be very prude and innocent
Judy is a closet hoe she says she is a virgin but she actually lost it to a Mexican immigrant when she was 12
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A person who fakes belief in a deity for the purpose of social acceptance within a community.
Barack Obama is a classic example of a closet atheist.
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Ryan simply won't admit he's a closet homosexual.
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A gay person who is unable to admit they're gay, usually for fear of being rejected by their peers.
It's not fun to be a closet case. You shouldn't make fun of someone who is a closet case. Gay teenagers are 3 times more likely to commit suicide than straight teenagers.
Who can blame them, really, when they grow up thinking something is unchangeably wrong with them?
Jake is 19 and still a closet case... sad
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A person you know that only pukes in the toilet while no one is watching at a party most likely due to the extremely fast consumption of alcohol, either by means of shotgunning or bonging. Usually, a closet puker will deny that it ever happened.
Did you guys see Jayson puke last night?
No.
Oh yeah i forgot he is a closet puker. He pukes when no one is looking.
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A person who looks and behaves like a completely normal person and is typically not physically imposing, that actually has profound skill in the martial arts without anyone knowing of it.
So I was walking home sort of late last night with Dan when four guys jumped us! While I was cowering on the ground I heard Dan make some Asian noises and a bunch of thuds in quick succession. Then there was silence for a few seconds followed by the sound four bodies hitting the ground. It turns out my brother Dan is a closet ninja.
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A person who always defend Duterte by starting off sentences
"I'm not pro-Duterte but...."
That guy is obviously a DDS but he still refuse to admit the true color of his politexuality, he's a Closet Dutertard
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