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When the sex is so good, the woman lays motionless for a long period of time to recuperate. This is often followed by snacks and pillow talk.
Jessica, last night Jim and I had such good sex I was in a dick coma for 24 minutes!
The state in the morning where you stand for hours in the shower with your arms crossed and head down, kidding yourself that you'll get out at some point.
"Why are you late for work?"
"Sorry sir, I was in a shower coma."
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A period after a large meal, usually resulting in a feeling of drowsiness and the need to unbuckle your belt. Common days where a Food Coma is prevalent are Thanksgiving and Christmas due to the importance of huge meals and overly fattening food.
I experienced a major Food Coma over Thanksgiving Break, because my mom made stuffing, turkey, mashed potatoes and pie... I ate all of it.
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when you have been urinated on by a drunken friend after a night on the town
last night i saw some poor guy in a golden coma
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Where you are either making your own music or just listening to some and it puts you in this deep music trance as if you are part of the music and don't realize what's going on around you.
Me: "dude I've been calling David Mastered Wizardry all day. what is he doing??"
Zombie Jesus:"He might just be in a Music Coma. Just go over to his house"
Me: "ahh, that makes sense I'll head over there right now."
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A fallacy that is perpetuated by people as an excuse for their lazy behavior following their diet-crushing Thanksgiving meal. Turkey has no more tryptophan than ground beef and, according to several sources, "tryptophan doesn't act on the brain unless it is taken on an empty stomach with no protein present, and the amount gobbled even during a holiday feast is generally too small to have an appreciable effect".
Instead, people should attribute their bullshit tryptophan coma to the large amount of carbohydrates and alcohol they consume that day... usually after a long drive to a relative's house that is hotter than normal because of the cooking.
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When there is nothing good to eat in the fridge and you find yourself staring inside the fridge hoping something, anything will look good enough to eat.
This includes flipping back and forth between the refrigerator and the freezer
Husband: Honey I'm home
Wife: .......
Husband: oh no not again *runs to kitchen*
Wife: *head inside fridge* Nothing....to...eat!
Husband: its ok your just in a refrigerator coma, good thing i brought home pizza
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