Condom

A rubber device worn on the dick to prevent the cum going in the pussy. If the girl knows your name, where you live, can track you down, etc then wear a condom. If she doesn't, go rawdog.

Girl: Shit, i thought you were wearing a condom?!

Guy: LOL, i guess i forgot! Good luck with that. (bolts out of the door and makes his escape)

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condoms

Something matt leinart dosnt no how to use

That sound u hear when ur puttin ur kid in its car seat...Click-clack

Don't be silly wrap ur willy

Condoms are cheaper then diapers

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condomed

There are two definitions:

#1 (verb) getting pregnant due to a deficient condom

#2 (verb) fucking while using a condom

For definition #1:
Rachel and Taylor see a pregnant woman.
"Whoaaaa she got condomed!!"

For definition #2:
Rachel and Taylor meet a boy.
"Ayy you wanna go get condomed??"
"Ohhh HELL YEAH!!!"

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condom

a hybrid insult it is a person who is 50% douchebag and 50% asshole

Valerie- Kevin totally trashed the party & then after all that, asked 4 my cell #. Raquel- o.m.g Valerie he's just a raging condom.

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Condom

Anything that sorrounds the penis during any kind of sex, ussually used to keep semen out of the vagina. Comes rolled up and you gotta unroll it over your dick you moron.
makes sex less fun. makes sex less often (when you dont have it).

Condoms are for pussies!!

-Ima fuck you up!
-well you better use a condom so i dont get pregnant

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condom

Sex with a condom is not even sex.

When I use a condom I can't feel anything!

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Condom

A annoying piece of silicon that ruins sexual intercourse between two horny ass kids who cant keep their pants on, most likely under the influence of drugs and/or alcohol.

The hulk wants to be let out of its cage and in roam around in your love hole, screw the condom.

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