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A nickname for summertime tourists. Many tourists go to the local ice cream parlors and order ice cream to walk around and annoy the hell out of the residents.
Resident 1: Hey dude, check out those hotties across the street!
Resident 2: Forget it man, they won't be here for long. They're just a cone lickers.
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To insert shaved ice and urine inside the anal cavity or booty, thus resulting in a snow cone type dessert inside the hole or booty for one to lick and/or eat.
Dude, she let me have the BEST Anal Cone last night, holy shit!
The act of rubbing the semen produced after pulling out all over the head of the penis and then proceeding to insert it right back into the woman's vagina.
Girl: Did you just give me the frosty cone?
Guy: Yep. Hope you like morning sickness!
1. When a fellow stoner is procrastinating punching a cone
2. When you use punching cones as a strategic way to procrastinate daily tasks
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Person 1: Dude, why are you procrasta-coning that billy?
Person 2: ......Fuck off! (Pulls cone)
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Person 1: Oh man, how hard was that assignment last night?
Person 2: Didn't do it, couldn't help but procrasta-cone!
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A firefighter, usually a volunteer, who shows up to scenes off duty and is completely useless. This is the firefighter who is so useless they are given simple tasks such as traffic control and they end up shutting down a highway as if they were just a traffic cone.
This term can also apply to other types of situations such as when the paramedics show up to someone's house and the traffic cone shows up and awkwardly stands in the corner of the room with his firefighter t-shirt and homemade denim shorts.
That traffic cone caused a traffic jam by just standing in the middle of the road.
We were trying to carry the patient out of the house on the cot but the traffic cone was standing in the doorway.
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After consuming a gross but filling meal in a college cafeteria, a student must attempt to locate cones for ice cream- if none are found, he/she must get action from (bone) someone of the opposite sex within 24 hours.
"Dude, were there any cones left?"
"Nope, looks like imma have to nail that blonde over by the salad bar givin' me the eye"
"Ah, your loyalty to cone-or-bone is incredible"
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Bologna Cones: Abnormally large nipples on enormous tits.
"She's got some big bologna cones" "Did you see those bologna cones?" "Her nipples are so big they look like bologna cones" "I'd lick her bologna cones!" "I could make a sandwich out of those bologna cones!"