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After giving a great insult that totally makes your friend speechless you slap him with "Roll Credits" meaning that it's over, the audience is leaving and nothing else can be said. It would also be proper to use your hands to demonstrate the rolling of the credits on a screen.
This is also proper to use to term the ending of anything: a night out, a pickup game, or even a relationship"
"Yeah well you're ho is ginormous" "Roll Credits"
"We just rolled credits on y'all"
"It's over, Roll credits"
"I gotta roll credits on this, gotta an early meeting"
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The process of falling down, legs spread, and hitting an object in the anal or groin region, usually followed by intense pain and urination.
Eric was sliding down the staircase when he slipped and credit carded himself on the railing.
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Something that only complete idiots buy!
Some_Random_Guy: i have habbo credits
Fizzard_the_Fly: You suck a--!
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and little plastic card that gives you and endless supply of money and my boyfriend pays off
oohhh new dress shopkeeper "how would like like to pay for that today"
Me: "oh im not paying it goes on the credit card"
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n. euphemism referring to any object or tactic that facilitates the acquisition of cash or material goods through illegal acts such as intimidation, armed robbery, fraud, etc.
Duwan walked down to the convenience store with his pit bull, and picked up a six pack, saying to the clerk, "Well, damn, I forgot my wallet, but I did bring my credit card," as the pit bull barked at the clerk.
Joey laid his Smith on the counter, saying, "Give me a cash advance against my credit card, and I won't blow your nuts off."
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Someone (usually a dude) that goes out and buys the cheesiest truck credit can buy. He also likes to accessorize the truck with the ugliest accessories credit can buy such as: a lift kit, large rims and tires, lots of chrome accessories, tribal paint, stereo, lights, etc.
This person usually has no money and a small penis, therefore, they feel that driving one of these "trucks" vindicates their low self worth.
Fortunately, this is as temporary condition due to the fact the individual cannot keep up with the steep payments and has to return the "truck" six to twelve months later.
This person will also accessorize themselves with tribal tattoos, tribal jewelry and blonde streaks in a vain attempt to attract someone from the opposite sex.
A great place to observe these types of individuals is at Nickleback and Default concerts.
Guy 1: Hey man check out my new F-150!! I can't wait to get high on coke and take it to the Nickleback show tonight!!
Guy 2: What the hell man. you are such a Credit Clown, you still live with your fuckin mom!! grow the fuck on up!!
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When a male human does a good deed for a female, the female then owes the male “coochie credit”. Coochie credit means that the female is required to let the male sample her coochie.
Broski#1: Yo bro last night I opened the door for Rebecca at the party.
Broski#2: Yo bro that’s sick she owes u coochie credit now!
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