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As slang, 'a crock of shit' is similar to 'a white lie'.
It's poetic metaphor: consider that a crock pot cooks food slowly but thoroughly, which has advantages above just tenderizing. For example, before refrigeration, people had to more frequently encounter meat that may have been starting to spoil, and had to do something to make use of it. They would do what they could to kill off the bacteria as best as possible, perpetuating the popularity of slow cooking. Soups are sometimes good for this too, since the bacteria has a better chance of dying off with meat cooked through and through.
The coorelation here is in the exaggeration that implies that a crock of shit should be harmless, if the bacteria is eliminated. The truth is that even food that is too rancid, even when cooked thoroughly, is still bad for you. Kill off the bacteria in a pile of shit and it's still nonedible. Comparing deception to shit, sometimes people try to justify their behavior while claiming that they are also mitigating the side effects. Sometimes they get called out by someone else as its being a crock of shit. Simply put, with the context this is usually used with, no matter how it's prepared, scandal is probably bad for you.
* Supposedly, modern sewage treatment is a different idea altogether.
Those laws are a crock of shit.
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Also known as the front-butt of a large Hispanic woman. Typically smells of old burritos and chupacabra feces
Holy crap, did you see that Mexican crock pot on that chick!
The internal gasy, gastrointestinal buildup, throughout the day on Sunday, of a wet, steamy shit inevitably to be dumped at the office on Monday morning. Sunday Crock Potting typically gestates a massive excrement as a result of a weekend of partying and poor dietary choices.
What the hell happened in that bathroom? Looks like there was swamp buggy race in the toilet and the smell is enough to make me retch.
George had a long weekend. He warned me he had been Sunday Crock Potting and I might not want to go in there.
When you take a shit and forget to flush, leaving it to sit and 'stew' for an extended period of time.
Mike's dirty crock pot stained my toilet bowl for a month.
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A load of crap, lies.
"He told me pure crock of horse shit"
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exclamation indicating that what you are talking about doesn't matter to anyone but you
Megan: So, I was walking down the street, and I stubbed my toe. And it hurt!
Mike: OMG, Will got a crock pot.
Megan: Did I tell you about that? Isn't that awesome?
Mike: Yeah, NOT awesome.
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A Afghani Crock Pot is when a man shits into another mans arsehole then the man shits it back into the first mans mouth.
Man: how was your afghani crock pot?
Man2: it was cooked to perfection.