A black person who has an unhealthy obsession for white boys/girls . Someone who will only be loyal to white people and only ever finds white people attractive
brooo that black girl is a cracker crusader she only ever goes for white boys
A person who specifically wastes their life "standing up" for "oppressed communities". They say they are making the world better with their outlandish idealisms (sorry for any minority crusaders that have a brain) but in the long run just annoy people.
I can't believe I used to be friends with minority crusaders. That was the worst time of my life.
Lukey B likes to travel around in his caravan with Paddy The Destroyer. Was deported to Ireland for a bit. (Is looking for a new handbrake for his living room)
The Caravan Crusader was spotted being molested in an alley
where someone steals all of the extra large condoms from the store.
Yo, did you hear? The condom crusader stole every condom in the store.
A guy without the hood around the tip of the penis.
"Dude are you a hooded hero or a cut crusader?"
"Why do you want to know, that's gay bro?"
A Knight in shining armor that wants to take back their holly land
Jonathan is such a crusade nigger, he visited Jerusalem just last week.
A knight of castle humpalot that goes around raping and pillaging assholes. An anal crusader can also be considered a pious homosexual rapist
Watch out its the Anal Crusader Timmy, keep your asshole against the wall.