dead...dead as a cacaroach

Whenever Daniel has the slightest inconvenience happen in life he compares himself to a roach. Specifically a dead one that he renamed as, “cacaroach”. Love u bestie 😘😜

*flips camera around* *says the inconvenience* “I’m dead...dead as a cacaroach 😝”

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DEAD DEAD AS A CACAROACH

This is how Daniel Ocampo explains his emotions towards a certain subject. It could be anything honestly, it could be about the weather, best friends, something bad, or anything of that sort the man will say it.

"have you heard of Daniel" you got me dead dead as a cacaroach"

dead, dead as a cockroach

what you say when someone thinks you will do something stupid or dumb.

person: *makes a stupid remark*
me: bruh- caught me dead, dead as a cockroach if you think i’m going to do that 💀

dead

1. when people stop posting on a chat board.

2. also deaded, as if you think you killed the board with your presence

1. whoa this board is dead

2. i deaded the board again. everyone must hate me. i'd better go listen to some goth music

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on dead

When your cell phone's battery is dead.

Cell phones step down to a low-power mode automatically, thus "on low". When they turn themselves off, they are now "on dead".

Can you plug in my phone?
Is it on low?
No, it's on dead.

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Dead

The state you're in after deciding to give up living on this shitty planet ( Walk towards the light)

Me: So what happened to the maths teacher?
RandomGuy1: Don't worry we won't be seeing him again
Me: Uhhhhh? what do you mean?
RandomGuy2: What he(RandomGuy1) means is that he(HatedMathsTeacher) be dead.

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[Dead]

Really fucking trashed. all the time. twice.

Dude 1: Hey man! Did you see Quack?
Dude 2: Yeah dude. That guy is Dead.
Quack: Whoo!! Yeah!!! *Bong hit*